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Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:45 pm
by Sleazer
BumCake wrote:How unfortunate. All yous guys not getting any action, while I'm over here getting TONS of ass from my Clive Owen cardboard cut-out and pine cone on a stick.
Can I borrow that ?
(The cut-out, not the pine cone)
BumCake wrote:If it's any consolation, there's a hole in my body for each of you. Tiny, small, needle-sized holes. Called pores.
I'd fit just perfectly.
Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:00 am
by Zero
anarky wrote:Unless his luck has recently changed, Rollo has y'all turkeys both beat.
A QUICK CALCULATION DISCOVERS ON APRIL 20TH IT WILL BE A 1000 DAY DRY SPELL.
GOD HELP WHICHEVER WOMAN GETS TO TAKE HIS VIRGINITY AGAIN.
IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE A WHITE, CREAMY MT. VESUVIUS.
Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:34 pm
by Diabolical
Zero wrote:GOD HELP WHICHEVER WOMAN GETS TO TAKE HIS VIRGINITY AGAIN.
IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE A WHITE, CREAMY MT. VESUVIUS.
It'll like that scene in the first Scary Movie, where he blasts the chick to the ceiling.
Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:33 pm
by Antropov
I've never gotten any ass. My children were the product of spontaneous generation.
Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:18 pm
by Diabolical
Antropov wrote:I've never gotten any ass. My children were the product of spontaneous generation.
I always figured you jerked off in the bathroom and got some on the seat and then the Mrs. sat down right after.
Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:03 pm
by Sleazer
Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:43 pm
by Antropov
Word, and boy is my jaw cramped.
Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:05 pm
by Sleazer
That was your jaw? I thought it was your vagina.
Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:07 pm
by anarky
It was my ass, shithead.
And you need to learn that no means no!
Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:51 pm
by Ran
sniff It smells like sex in here.
Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:26 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
Amateurs.
Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:45 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
PUssy.
ya doosh! o yes!
