Dude, Leonidas could kick the shit out of anything. Except, you know, arrows.UKWildcat wrote:Not bad GG, although Leonidas would kick the shit out of Jack any day, but that is besides the point.
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Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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A shitload of arrows mind you.
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
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UR SO GAY U PROBLY THANK THIS FORM IS ABOUT U, DONT U FAGG!!
YAYYYYYY DOOSHE!!
O YES!
YAYYYYYY DOOSHE!!
O YES!
NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Since good old Sniggin's dug this thread up, I figured I'd take another crack at "Separated at Birth".
Robert "T-1000" Patrick and kd "pre-sex change operation" lang: Long lost brothers?
Robert "T-1000" Patrick and kd "pre-sex change operation" lang: Long lost brothers?
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Isla (Wedding Crashers) Fisher
and Amy (Enchanted) Adams.
How the hell can this be two different people?
and Amy (Enchanted) Adams.
How the hell can this be two different people?
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I honestly thought they were the same person. I'd never read the credits of Wedding Crashers, so I assumed it was Amy Adams.
That's more of a resemblance than the whole Ashley Judd/Charlize Theron thing.
That's more of a resemblance than the whole Ashley Judd/Charlize Theron thing.
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Amy Adams and Isla Fisher only add more fuel to my redhead fetish.
I posted this elsewhere, but I don't think many of you saw it.
"Hostel" and "Grindhouse" director Eli Roth looks a lot like our favorite delinquent.
I posted this elsewhere, but I don't think many of you saw it.
"Hostel" and "Grindhouse" director Eli Roth looks a lot like our favorite delinquent.
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Maybe Roth is Snigtad? Let's kick his ass just in case!
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Maybe Eli Roth is the stage name, and the full stage name is Eli Glarndfdg Roth, and his full real name is Rodger L. H. Flantdig.
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A mixed bag here, but someone came up with a list of what stars could play Simpsons characters IF a live-action movie were ever to happen.
A sampling:
A sampling:
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I thought Palpatine really looked like Mr. Burns when he made that goofy-ass face while fighting Mace on the ledge. Good choice.
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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Where's that picture of the Governor who fucked that MySpace skank ? The one where he looks like Tarkin ?
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It's in the similar thread in the Cell Block elsewhere.Sleazer wrote:Where's that picture of the Governor who fucked that MySpace skank ? The one where he looks like Tarkin ?
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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Natalie Portman vs. Sinéad O'Connor. I think it goes beyond the shaved head.
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I posted this elsewhere, but "Colonel Dude In The White Suit In The Death Star Briefing Room Scene In A New Hope" is apparently played by John Cleese in Clown Wars.
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