the vynsane asylum

12. Britney Spears' Ex-Boyfriends Do Each Other

13.) Nancy Pelosi and Newt Gingrich starring in 2 Speakers 1 cup

14. Newt Gingrich and John Boehner in 2 Speakers 1 Cup 2.

15. heh, Boehner

16. Transformers:More Than Meets the Eye. Written by Diablo Cody. Directed by Woody Allen.

17. John Boehner in The Crying Game 2

18. John Boehner in Candy: An Oompa-Loompa's Story

19. John Boehner in Orange Like Me

20. Transformers vs. Othniel Marsh. Directed by John Boehner.

Oh, come on, Rollo. That was too easy. We're not going for movies that would be more awesome than The Bourne Identity while eating ice cream on a stack of million dollar bills, while Anne Hathaway gives you head in the Catwoman costume. That one was just too easy. Obviously, it'd be better than Transformers.

21. a remake of 2010: The Year We Make Contact performed by mimes.

22. 90 minutes of this guy explaining the benefits of anal massage.



I hope you enjoyed this asshole.

23. A remake/sequel of Singing in the Rain, which is now a gritty crime drama punctuated by an alien invasion. Gene Kelly's corpse reprises his role as Don Lockwood, who's now a serial abusist living in Brooklyn with a talking rat (played by Rizzo from the Muppets). Music by Fear Factory (with vocals by Justin Bieber).

24. A remake of Ferris Bueller's Day Off starring Will Smith's kids and Oprah Winfrey as the principal.

Let's not give Hollywood any ideas that they may actually put into production.

25. An All-Nude remake of 12 Angry Men entirely ad-libbed by the cast of High School Musical.

26. a real-time movie that details my entire day at work, including the four hours commuting. that would be as long as watching all three LotR movies back-to-back.