Hey Gents

[Slicker]

ZOMG! It's a real girl!

That's all I have for now.

[anarky]

So a real girl shows up, and all the crazy characters immediately scare her away.

This place is looking like a weenie roast again.

[Rob Liefeld]

Hey, baby.

I drew you a picture.

You like it? Wanna go to the shed out back and do it now?

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[Double_G]

So a real girl shows up, and all the crazy characters immediately scare her away.

This place is looking like a weenie roast again.

No, not yet.

Hey, baby.

I drew you a picture.

You like it? Wanna go to the shed out back and do it now?

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Okay, now she got scared away.

[Venkman]

Quit making fun of Rob Liefeld! You guys are so mean. Rob let me paint his boathouse one year. And sometimes, when he's playing X-BoxLive, instead of praticing his art skills, which are already awesome and totally perfect so he doesn't need to hone his craft and learn to draw better, so when he's playing X-BoxLive, he lets me let him shoot me so he can feel better about himself being a bad ass HALO player. And he's always yelling cool stuff in the mic in my ear really loud, like "BAM! ZOWIE! WHOOO!!"


Rob's the best.

[vynsane]

So a real girl shows up, and all the crazy characters immediately scare her away.

apparently...

[Rollo Tomassi]

An Open Letter To Deoxyribonucleic:

Good morning. I don't know if you remember me. I posted at the other site many many years ago. Don't be afraid of coming back. This place isn't filled with a bunch of loonies. In fact, it's quite empty here. There's really only five of us here. Maybe seven. We just all have severe MPD. Of the 300+ usernames, I myself am responsible for over 70 characters here. anarky has well over a hundred. Everyone has a minimum of 50 and some characters are public domain, such as vynsane, jjreason, mabudon, and kidhuman, so we all share those. We are in desparate need of fresh blood because we keep making fun of this Snigtad kid who doesn't realize that we are all the same person tormenting him and it's getting boring.

So please come back soon.

[anarky]

jjreason is public domain?

Can either you or The Grip PM me the password?

[Ro11o Tomassi]

Wait, I didn't know about this. Who are the five? Are you guys like that old cartoon, where the five Silverhawks formed Voltron?

[mabudon]

Sure I may come cheap, but fuckin public domain?? Shit dude, that is COLD


Oh and HEY DNA, if you're still actually here, I hope you stick around- there really are less than 10 actual people here I'm pretty fuckin sure

[anarky]

Phantom ManAss
Snigtad Flornbi
captain funtime
nerbler
Sugah Honey
Twiki
The Ghost of Lemmy's Warts
Boner Mazo
The Ghost of Bizarro Slicker
Slicker
Slimmie
Tonysmo
jdr3
Amy
one of the Jack Sparrows
Sleazer

That's sixteen I know to be unique users. Seventeen counting DNA. And I'm not even including any Cobhamites.

[The Grin]

Sure I may come cheap...

Your mother comes cheap, too. Hell, sometimes she pays me. Usually in back bacon. That is Canada's currency, right? Well, that and beaver pelts.

[Ran]

Phantom ManAss
Snigtad Flornbi
captain funtime
nerbler
Sugah Honey
Twiki
The Ghost of Lemmy's Warts
Boner Mazo
The Ghost of Bizarro Slicker
Slicker
Slimmie
Tonysmo
jdr3
Amy
one of the Jack Sparrows
Sleazer

That's sixteen I know to be unique users. Seventeen counting DNA. And I'm not even including any Cobhamites.

I had a sneaking suspision that I wasn't real. That list confirms it.

[anarky]

Being totally serious, I went down the list of real people, and picked an alter ego for everyone. I couldn't find alter egoes for four, but one uses a name so different from his SSG name, and isn't really around anymore, anyway.

We need to get Sleazer back here, goddammit.

I always wondered how many Cobhamites there really were. I kinda wish they'd come back. Now that was a clumsy invasion. Unless it's been retconned that they were advance scouts for Action Online.

[Ran]

Do I want to know what Cobhamites are?