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Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:44 pm
by Negative Boy
Eternal Douchewan is dead? Oh happy day! Kaloo callais! I figured he would have died of old age or cancer of the virgin or something, but this is Soooo much better!! When do we burn the body? Wait, wait... I want to piss on it first!! Goddamn! My elation is so rampant at this juncture, I'm going to buy one of those stupid fucking Optimus Prime dolls off of eBay and smash it in celebration!!
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:37 pm
by Batman
Apologies, citizens. I have been in Persia, fighting the villainous... R'as al Ghul, who was masterfully portrayed, I must say, in an episode of my classic television program by Yul Brenner. (Sadly, the episode in question never aired, and Ace the Bat-Hound ate the only tape, and everyone who was involved in the filming died a gruesome death in a train derailment near Boise, except for Yul, Robin, and myself, all of whom were sworn to secrecy by the Oath of Breyfogle. So save your time and don't look it up.)
I see that, though I have rescued you all from the doom of having to eat... cous-cous for the rest of your lives, you are upset that I have allowed one minor crime to slip through my fingers. You must all learn... priorities.
I will being investigating the demise of the Eternal Padawan posthaste. This thread is now a crime scene. Anyone who has posted to this board in the past 30 days is a Bat-Suspect.
Robin, cordon off the area.
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:41 pm
by Grimlock
Bah! Stupid fleshling with silly mask not able to solve this one! Since Doom back, Doom need summon the old moderators from limbo.
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:43 pm
by anarky
Wow. A disembodied voice. Even though it's saying the lines from the old Superfriends cartoon, I know it's really Waylon Jennings from Dukes of Hazzard.
Is EP really dead? Is this going to kick off some big crossover where we try to find the real murderer, and Diabolical wears a crappy knockoff of EP's costume?
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:44 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
that feaget is dead, he shoud not have fucked with me, i did not kil him but i am happey, yay, one homo down too two go!
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:45 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
aND TO THINK: JUST TWO HOURS EARLIER, HE WAS WEARING A fRENCH MAID OUTFIT AND i WAS BLOWING MY LOAD IN HIS MOUTH!
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:46 pm
by Ben Reilly
Damn, they always just kill the cool characters when they don't know what to do with them.
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:47 pm
by Snake Eyes
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:50 pm
by The Count
ONE!!!
ONE DEAD FORUMITE!!
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:51 pm
by The Cow
MOOOOOOOOO!!
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:51 pm
by The Charo
cuchi-cuchi
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:53 pm
by Perpantor
I DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING!!
AT LEAST, BEING A ROTTING CORPSE, HE'LL NOW BE PURPLE!!
THIS I COMMAND!!
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:54 pm
by gothiczartan
We needs ALL NEW SCULPT ETERNEL PADAWAN, the one we have is not accurate it does not have the bullet hole. They can use Dutch Vander sculpt!
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:00 pm
by The Grip
How very unfortuanaht, non? Zees ees so sad, for zee mothair of zee Etairnal Padawan, she was, how you say? Increible in zee sack. Ah most console hair. She most be deestraught, undt she veel feel bettair once Ah peel off hair pahnties veet mah tongue, ho ho ho ho!
Re: Happy 5th Anniversary!!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:36 pm
by The Goat
Baaaaa!!!!
