I fucking hate condoms

[Double_G]

But surely nobody can hate Pikachu condoms...

[Eternal Padawan]

Those might actually work in my favor at SDCC next month....




(2600 posts y'all)

[anarky]

You know what's gross?

If you go for several days wearing condoms each time, and the woman is on top and grinding a lot, especially if you're at it for an extended time, the spermicide and jizz clogs up your pores and the constant rubbing irritates it, and you can develop whiteheads in your nether-scalp.

It's icky. Especially since they suddenly spring full-grown from the head of Zeus, so to speak. One minute there's nothing, then BAM! A big zit that would take a month to develop on your face.

Reminds me of a this-or-that I think I'll post.

[Seven]

Ok, ok, ok...I got one for you guys. What would you do if you were about to go down on a chick and she asked you to use a dental dam??


As for condoms, woooo, I hate 'em too! Just takes too much time putting them on my dildos and I'd rather just have that 'real feel' skin

[anarky]

Are you capable of posting without likely QOTD material?

[Seven]

Are you capable of posting without likely QOTD material?

if you are talking to me, then NEVER!

even though I don't have the foggiest idea what you are talking about? Is it the real feel skin, is it the lezbeonourway material, is it me not being savvy with internet lingo? What, what I say??

[anarky]

"Quote of the Day," found under General Discussion on this very board.

[Seven]

"Quote of the Day," found under General Discussion on this very board.

Ahhhh, thanks fer clearing that up!

FUCK, I love this place!

[Sleazer]

Ok, ok, ok...I got one for you guys. What would you do if you were about to go down on a chick and she asked you to use a dental dam??

Well, I don't know it's hard to say...my last girlfriend was pretty tasty to me, so I'm a fan of eatin' organic if ya know what I mean...but 'Ox if it makes you feel better to have me goin' down on ya lookin' like this, then I guess I can oblige:
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[jjreason]

I'd say okay - but I'd wonder if I should have used some Scope before hitting the sheets with her. I suppose it works both ways - no mouth bacteria for her, and no bum taste for you if you happen to lick a little further south than convention dictates.