the vynsane asylum

In my world, we still think Giorgio A Tsoukalos is a fucking lunatic. Always going on about how people built the pyramids. It's common knowledge it's aliens. His logic is really screwed up; he likes to say shit like, "If you replace the words 'thermocyanetic displosia generator' with 'flint and rock,' you've just proven that ancient man invented fire."

Stupid wackjob. I don't know how he got to be the Prime Minister of Brazil.

But he can cook one hell of a prime rib, I'll give him that. I'd eat at his restaurant every day, if I could afford it.