So, What comics did you buy this week?

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I was mostly referring to Jim Jr, but the whole thing sounds like a rejected plot from the Adam West show with EXTREEEEEEEME!!!! violence.

I really think someone should be able to take a long-term, very serious look at the Punisher, giving him a slow, methodical, deadly tone. The man is out of his league fighting supervillains. He knows it. He does it anyway.

In the age of the internet, there should be enough info on any villain at his fingertips to make a complete profile and come up with a plan of attack. He targets one villain, then does whatever it takes to bring him down. Even if he doesn't and moves on, that villain stays on his radar. Do all multi-part arcs, each focusing on Frank's next victim. If he targets you, you're dead. No exceptions. Well, no exceptions of the "we all survived that explosion" variety. Shit, is Micro good this week (or alive)? Have him or some surrogate hack into the Avengers network.

And use the angel/undead bullshit in his backstory and use it to keep the man the same age. Say he never showed up on anyone's radar before Spidey 129, but was around. Keep him a Vietnam vet whose family died in the mid-70s, but who doesn't appear to physically age anymore. There could be some fucking cool stories from that, too.

Trouble is, throwing him on an Avengers team is the wrong approach, but what they seem dead set on doing. :( Enjoy hanging with Batman and his son in space, Frank!!
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Rucka was doing the slow, methodical badass tack during his run. But they told Rucka to fuck off and gave Frank to Daniel "I suck at writings, but I do this thing with my tongue so Editors keep giving me work" Way and his atrocious Thunderbolts book.

Not only the Angel thing, but after FrankenCastle, he used the Bloodstone (as in Ulysses) to fix his body. He could've de-aged himself then as well. I dont like that they "updated" his origin to the Gulf War. I get that the 'sliding timescale' issue becomes problematic as time goes on, but there just seems to be a different psychological morose mentality associated with VietNam era that fits Frank better than the Gulf War. And Frank's combat techniques are guerilla/jungle tactics. Not desert tactics.

But I digress.

Jim Gordon Jr's introduction in the final issues of the Real Detective Comics series by Scott Snyder was actually pretty good. I've no idea how the character is treated in the New52 era, but you wouldn't be steered wrong by checking out those 'Tec issues, Chux.
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11 books this week. 9 regular and two from the dollar bin. Let's get started.

New Avengers 2. Somebody is blowing up universes and thus shrinking Infinity. The Illuminati only have 8 hours to stop the Multiverse from ending!! Hickman is in fine form on this new series.

Avenging Spidey 16. Otto teams up with the X-Men to stop a genetically mutated human/spider/mutant. Otto also beats the shit out of Wolverine, which is enormously gratifying to watch. And, the Jackal stole some of Mr. Sinister's genetic samples. Glad I didn't drop this.

Batman 16. Death of the Family. Batman enters Arkham, which Joker has turned into his own personal playground. Bats is about to finish things when he finds out ALL of his team have been captured by Joker. Seriously? Dick, Barbara, Tim, Jason, and Damian ALL got caught? Ridiculous.

Daredevil 22. Daredevil fights Otto, who's trying to bring him in for questioning. And then the Stilt-Man stuff. And Foggy has cancer.

Flash 13. From the $1 bin. Didn't read it. New 52 sux.

Iron Man 2. Also from the $1 bin. Haven't read it yet. But I look forward to finding many more Marvel NOW books in the $1 bins.

Punisher: Nightmare 2 and 3. Frank is helping a soldier find the guys that killed his family. Wait. The soldier might be a super soldier who was experimented on. Wait. Now he's the crazy bad guy. Wait. Wait... ENOUGH with the $#%*ing waiting already!!!

Transformers Spotlight: Thundercracker. After the events of Autocracy, Decepticons are looking for Metroplex. T-Cracker begins to have doubts about the Decepticon cause. Hah! The Deluxe Insecticons! Remember those clowns? Wow. Talk about obscure.

X-Factor 250. Hell on Earth War! Rahne and her son show up at X-Factor. First Darwin, and then Strong Guy show up to try and kill him. Then Mephisto's daughter (how many kids does that guy have? He surely is a randy bastard) teleport everybody out before the HQ explodes. And various Underworld bigwigs (Hela, Pluto, Sattanish, Belasco, etc) all want Rahne's boy dead.

All New X-Men 6. Young Jean comes to terms with her new telepathy powers. Young Scott leaves the school and gets into a scuffle with Logan. Young Angel meets Angel. And Mystique sees Young Scott on TV and realizes who he is. More good stuff from Bendis.
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RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Rucka was doing the slow, methodical badass tack during his run.
That was my understanding, which is why I said "long term." His run was (unfortunately) anything but that.
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Wait, when did they update Frank to a Gulf War vet (besides the 2004 flick)?

And I forget which shifty series it was, but for a while Frank was using superhero tech and weapons against the bad guys, but it was never realized that well (unless you count shrinking down with Ant Man's helmet, hiding in a pizza and resizing to shoot bad guys).
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I read it in an interview a few days ago, I think regarding the upcoming Dark Avengers series. :(

I said before, even though I know you disagree, I think the logical progression for Frank in the 616 MU would be to start using the technology of every super-powered criminal he takes down. Okay, Stilt Man isn't going to help one fucking bit unless Frank wants to look like a moron. But say he kills Shocker. You can't tell me he's not going to figure out a way to use Shocker's, uh, what the fuck are they, compressed air guns?

And, if he snaps, he could decide that he could use heroes' abilities better than they could.

On this line of thinking, you know what would be a match made in heaven, no matter how much I like one character and loathe the other? Frank Castle kills Cletus Cassaday and takes the Carnage symbiote.

Then again, I suppose on one level it makes sense for Batman to hire a bunch of lookalikes.

Something else I'd love to see: Frank recognizes he needs someone who's into computers, given that this is a digital age that, retcons notwithstanding, he's too old to be fully comfortable in. He finds someone who is unlike Microchip in every way possible... and insists on calling him (or even her) Micro in spite of all the protests (particularly once the "new Microchip" learns all about the original). Subtle way of showing he's a little unbalanced without going overboard.
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Rucka updated Castle to the Gulf War.

Frank was using MU gadgetry at the beginning of Remender's '09 run after he tried assassinating Norman Osborn and the Sentry came after him. Then he got caught up in that BS where all the Scourge victims from the Bar With No Name massacre came back to life so he could kill them all again. Then Frankenweenie happened.

Frank had a techie sidekick during Fraction's PWJ series post-Civil War. I think it was an old Iron Man/Wonder Man villain named Rampage. Or something. Eventually that alliance went south when Castle was brainwashed by FlagSmasher into killing Rampage's GF who was a reporter. Then Rampage became the new Jigsaw or something.
Frank also got a new "Microchip" tech guru during Remender's series. I think the kid turned out to be Jigsaw's son. Even though he hated his father more than Frank did, when Frank found out he terminated their relationship. But I think he let him live. It was in the "In The Blood" miniseries.

I also like to think Frank still gets together with The Rhino every Christmas and just hangs out. That was one of the few quirky things I enjoyed from that War Journal series.
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RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Rucka updated Castle to the Gulf War.

Frank was using MU gadgetry at the beginning of Remender's '09 run after he tried assassinating Norman Osborn and the Sentry came after him. Then he got caught up in that BS where all the Scourge victims from the Bar With No Name massacre came back to life so he could kill them all again. Then Frankenweenie happened.
I completely missed the Gulf War crap. And I forgot how great Remender's run started then went to shit and beyond.
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anarky wrote:On this line of thinking, you know what would be a match made in heaven, no matter how much I like one character and loathe the other? Frank Castle kills Cletus Cassaday and takes the Carnage symbiote.
One of my favorite Punisher stories is "What if...Venom had Possessed the Punisher?"
Well, amazing idea, decent enough execution.
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True that.

Venom has (or had, at that point--not sure what he's like now) Spidey's heroism, and Eddie was, beneath his insanity, sort of a good person. Carnage would only have Cletus' homicidal tendencies, which would make for a very different symbiote-powered Punisher. There could even be a cool story down the way that reflected the stories when Spidey realized the suit was a parasite and destroying his life.
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Fables: Cubs in Toyland
Pretty damned dark story. But excellent, as always.

I'd read an article about a week ago that Willingham had tweeted that Bigby would die. I thought this would be a pretty fucking huge deal. But, and probably because I'm reading this story after that rumor, I now know it's not the big deal people seemed to be trying to make of it.

In the future, Ambrose is writing a story about Bigby's meeting The Lady of the Lake, wherein she assigns his fate. He will outlive all his children, she says, but only after dying seven times. Later, she refers to it being a fate that involves immortality. Oh, and future Ambrose tells his wife (TLOTL again, nice twist) that he's planning to see his dad the next day.

As for the story that takes up far more of this volume, again, really dark. I've got to admit the way in which the toys get their redemption was pretty moving.
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A dozen books this week. Was supposed to be eight, but a couple unexpected arrivals pushed it to ten, so I rounded up. Two first issues and two final issues (insofar as anything is a "final" issue these days. The two books ending have First Issues coming out next month. The whole idea of "First" issues has just become a complete sham. But I digress...

Avengers 4. The first story arc wraps up. All the Avengers show up on Mars for a big battle with the new Baddie...and then Captain Universe talks them out of destroying Earth. What a Deus Ex Machina bitch.

Dark Avengers 185. One of the extra two books I picked up. Hadn't read it in awhile, but USAgent got his missing arm and leg fixed and his spine repaired and he's back in uniform. Yay! Also, everybody is on an alternate Earth where Iron Man, Dr. Strange, Ben Grimm and other heroes have gone bad and split up Manhattan into turfs.

Young Avengers 1. FIRST ISSUE. Kid Loki and other assorted young heroes are reluctantly getting back into the heroing business after Children's Crusade.

FF 3. A half-cyborg Johnny Storm from the future shows up and tells the new team that the F4 is dead at the hands of a Doom/Kang/Annihilus bad guy from the future. If not for Allred's art, I would've dropped this already.

Gambit 8. Some ESU students are in the High Evolutionary's Forever City doing archeology or sumthin' and get trapped. Remy's gotta rescue them.

GIJoe 21. FINAL ISSUE. Retired Gen. Hawk is fishing in Montana and gets attacked by Cobra troops who want to capture him for intel. He and Timber kick their asses.

Cobra 21. FINAL ISSUE. Cobra attacks the Oktober Guard. Ronin ends up rescuing Flint and them what came to rescue her. As the series ends, Clocksprong is now in Tomax's backpocket.

Punisher:Nightmare 4. Frank has to go kill that crazy fucker all hopped up on Super Soldier Serum before he blows up Times Square.

Mars Attacks the Transformers. uhmm. Just like it sounds. Mars attacks. The Transformers. Whattaya want? Fer me to draw ya a friggin' map?

Winter Soldier 14. Brubaker ends his epic Bucky Cap run. Bucky saves Black Widow but she doesn't remember anything about their relationship. Bucky decides to leave it that way to spare her further pain.

Uncanny X-Force 1. FIRST ISSUE. Storm, Psylocke, and Puck from Alpha Flight stop Spiral from selling drugs. Fantomex makes out with his own female clone. I'm intrigued enough to heck out the second issue, even though it's $4.

WaX-Men 24. I've skipped a few issues. Kitty Pryde and Iceman go on a date. Wolverine gives Storm back her Mohawk and them they bone. (her marriage was annulled after AvX). And Broo wakes up from his coma.
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Only 8 books this week. Only had six and rounded up. But wasn't excited about it.

Avengers 4. whoops. Last week's was 3. This one is 4. AIM finds some alien bio thingamajig in the Savage Land and the Avengers show up and fight/save them. We get a little background on this new alt universe Hyperion.

Dark Avengers 184 and 186. I enjoyed last week's issue, so I got the issues before and after it.

Hawkguy 7. The Hurricane Sandy issue. Hawkguy helps a neighbor' stubborn father fortify his house in Rockaway. Kate weathers the Storm at a wedding in New Jersey.

Punisher Nightmare 5. Frank kills Johnny in the most spectacular fashion possible. Then he has an ice cream cone.

Punisher War Zone 4. Frank goes to break Rachel out of the courthouse in the most spectscular fashion possible by impersonating one of the Avengers. Totally Awesome issue in a totally awesome series!

Superior Otto 2. Otto is trying to get in MJs panties. Ghost Peter(and readers everywhere) are peeved and skeeved. Ultimately, Otto decides to break it off with MJ. Also, Carlie gets suspicious...finally.

Wolverine 317. FINAL ISSUE. Haven't read it yet. Only got it because I was pressed to find an eighth issue to buy and was staring at the rack for 10 minutes.
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2 Weeks ago:

Before Watchmen: Minutemen #6 - Nite Owl finally tracks down the killer he's been looking for...or does he?

Deadpool #4 - Wade steps into the octagon to battle Zombie Lincoln.

Punisher: Nightmare #4 - Frank hunts the insane Nightmare.

Uncanny Avengers #3 - Red Skull has fused Xavier's brain to his own, then uses his new powers to turn all the humans against the mutants. What the fuck happened to Cassaday? His art is so far from his Astonishing X-Men days.

Last week:

Batman and Robin Annual #1 - Damien tricks Bruce into going on a worldwide Wayne family scavenger hunt and uses the time to be 10-year-old Batman. Waste of 5 bucks.

Batman: The Dark Knight #16 - Bats hunts down Mad Matter.

Before Watchmen: Dollar Bill One-Shot - The pointless story of Dollar Bill.

Before Watchmen: Ozymandias #5 - Ozymandias creates Bubastus, deals with the riots, originates his scheme and the Keene Act is passed.

Hawkeye #5 - 2 short stories featuring both Hawkeyes during Hurricane Sandy.

Marvel Universe Vs The Avengers #3 - I somehow missed this one.

Nightwing #15 & 16 - Death of the Family tie-ins. Joker fucks with Dick and the Haley's Circus crew. I listened to a lengthy interview Kevin Smith did with writer Kyle Higgins, so I decided to check it out. Not bad.

Punisher: Nightmare #5 - Frank must stop Johnny Nightmare before he blows up New York (Unsurprising spoiler: He does.)

Punisher: War Zone #4 - The Avengers prepare for Frank's all but guaranteed return to New York to save Sgt. Alves, and severely underestimate him. Damn you Marvel. Rucka's run has been amazing and you pricks decide to fuck it all up.
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