Celebrity Death Pool!

[anarky]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index ... t-me-fired

Unfortunately, they don't allow anyone to re-post their videos, and don't post them in shortened form themselves, but the part that answers your previous post is at 3:35. The rest of the whole thing is funny, but doesn't follow.

[Diabolical]

Droppin' Double G and removing sex kitten Estelle Getty (because she's dead) and adding 2 more.

DIABOLICAL
1. KIRK DOUGLAS
2. AMY WINEHOUSE
3. JACK KLUGMAN
4. Stan Lee - Dude's older than dirt.
5. Barack Obama - You know someone's gonna take a shot a him.

[anarky]

and my tenth spot is going to Bob McGrath of Sesame Street. That dude is pushing 80 years.

Jesus, I thought you were kidding until I thought, "Hmm, he was on it when I watched, which was thirty years ago," and looked it up. He's rather well-preserved. Gordon is in his mid-60s, too, and equally well-preserved. Maybe they stay young by feeding off the life forces of the children watching the show?

[Zero]

Droppin' Double G and removing sex kitten Estelle Getty (because she's dead) and adding 2 more.

DIABOLICAL
1. KIRK DOUGLAS
2. AMY WINEHOUSE
3. JACK KLUGMAN
4. Stan Lee - Dude's older than dirt.
5. Barack Obama - You know someone's gonna take a shot a him.

DISALLOWED.

DOUBLE G ALREADY PICKED HIM. YOU MAY HOWEVER SWAP WITH DOUBLE G IF HE IS AMENABLE.

PERHAPS HE WOULD BE WILLING TO SWAP YOU STAN LEE FOR DOUBLE G.

THEN HE COULD OFF HIMSELF AND GET A POINT.

[anarky]

Does my hope for the GIJoe movie count?

[Ran]

Does my hope for the GIJoe movie count?

No, because after Transformers, you shouldn't have had any hope in the first place.

[Zero]

Does my hope for the GIJoe movie count?

NO. THAT WOULD BE A FIGURATIVE DEATH, NOT A LITERAL ONE.

ALSO, YOU CANNOT PUT "ME, INSIDE A LITTLE, AFTER I SEE G.I.JOE"

[Diabolical]

Droppin' Double G and removing sex kitten Estelle Getty (because she's dead) and adding 2 more.

DIABOLICAL
1. KIRK DOUGLAS
2. AMY WINEHOUSE
3. JACK KLUGMAN
4. Stan Lee - Dude's older than dirt.
5. Barack Obama - You know someone's gonna take a shot a him.

DISALLOWED.

DOUBLE G ALREADY PICKED HIM. YOU MAY HOWEVER SWAP WITH DOUBLE G IF HE IS AMENABLE.

PERHAPS HE WOULD BE WILLING TO SWAP YOU STAN LEE FOR DOUBLE G.

THEN HE COULD OFF HIMSELF AND GET A POINT.

Sonuvabitch.

I skimmed the list and missed it.

[unlimitedpudding]

How did I miss this before?

Stephen Hawking
John Madden
Kim Jung Il

[anarky]

No one had Bea? I personally thought she was immortal.

How about Danny Gans? Call me heartless, but I heard that on the radio, and the first thing to come to mind is, "Holy shit! It'll take an army to take down all those billboards! He just saved the economy by creating all those jobs!"

Ran knows what the fuck I'm talking about.

[Ran]

Yeah, I kind of figured Bea Arthur was immortal, too. Kind of surprised no one picked her.

There aren't many places you can go in town without seeing some sort of billboard. I say he was on 10-20% of the billboards and taxi-cab ads in town. Never knew anything about his act until I caught a clip on the news tonight. He was only 52.

[anarky]

It's almost as bad on the I-15, after you get to about Victorville (so, once you get about a half hour out of San Bernardino), and the rest of the way in.

[anarky]

I wouldn't have figured David Carradine and Koko Taylor in just one day.

[Diabolical]

Adding Farrah Fawcett right now would pretty much be cheating, wouldn't it?
If not, dibs.




Or is it an empty netter?
If so, dibs.

[vynsane]

no one had ed mcmahon? really?