How I realized I was over Star Wars completely

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i read a rant about how "may the 4th" is not really star wars day because it was made up long after star wars first came out and how it's the 'special edition' of marketing holidays and that the real star wars day should be may 25h since that was the day the first movie was released and i just kept shaking my head and thinking "do you distinctly recall the date and time that all joy left your soul forever, or have you always been devoid?"

some people take their enjoyment of things way too seriously. meanwhile, i got Poe's X-Wing for 20% off and 2xVIP points and the brick-built Artoo at the LEGO store. w00t!
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We should promote the REAL Star Wars day on the 25th.
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I'm kinda partial to the 4th, because it follows on the heels of my actual birthday and is right near Free Comic Book Day - making this the best week of the year, every year!
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Admit it.

You also saw this image and thought, "Please get splashed by a wave. Please get splashed by a wave. In slow motion."

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I keep looking close, hoping for the tiniest hint of nipple stimulation. She is by no means, in any way a big girl, but she is rock solid. Check those calves.
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Just realized that Kenneth Colley (Admiral Ozzel) played Jesus in Monty Python's Life of Brian.
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"The Son of Man is as clumsy as He is stupid."
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Ron Howard narrates Star Wars Arrested Development.

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Colin Trevorrow has left Episode IX. Creative differences.
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Or Lucasfilm is a pain in the ass to work with.
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After Rogue One and Ant-Man, I tend to not run around screaming "Onoes! This movie is DOOMED!" whenever Disney cans a director.
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Jurassic World was overrated anyway.

Anybody have Brad Bird's number?


.......wait...who was originally directing Rogue One?
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No director change but massive reshoots & a hiring of a re-writer to change the ending at least according to google.
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Tom Foolery wrote: .......wait...who was originally directing Rogue One?
Not sure, but I had dibs on Rogue II.
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Wasn't Josh Trank directing Rogue One originally?
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