the vynsane asylum

This one's actually kinda tough, if you think about it. Of course, no one wants anything shoved up their ass. (Well, no one but Snigtad.) On the other hand, that leg is relatively thin, and how badly would it fuck you up to eat a mass of plastic and cardboard that's bigger than your head?

Does the entire Battlepack have to be eaten in one sitting?

I know this sounds stupid, but I'm actually thinking about this one, and not just jumping on the "Hell no, you ain't sticking no AT-ST leg up my asshole!" bandwagon.

If one sitting, I'd take the AT-ST. Less permanent damage. If I can take as long as I want (a few days, at least), then I'm eating me some deep-fried Hoth Han.

New question:

Finding out that everything you thought you knew about your family history was wrong and your grandfather was really a Nazi war criminal personally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent people; or finding out that you were separated from your brothers at birth and they want to be reunited... and they're Tycho, SAK, and gothiczartan.

Real quick, yes, the set does have to be eaten in one setting. So it's a leg in the ass for you.

I'll definitely take the family-member-being-a-Nazi thing. There's nothing I can do about it and it doesn't affect me personally, much unlike spending time with three of the world's biggest douchebags.

Direct a gay porno (with men) or direct the sequel to 2girls1cup? The former has to be hardcore, as does the latter, which must be as bad as or worse than the original.

I'd go with the latter. It'd be tough, but there's a conversation starter to look forward to.


You find out your parents aren't really your parents. Would you rather find out:

1. You have repressed memories of being sodomized by your real father.

2. You are the only child of a brother/sister mongoloid union and you find out when PrimeTimeLive knocks on your door to get live footage of you finding out.

I have no idea who Natalie Portman is, but sex with any woman is preferable to the first one.


Would you rather

1. Replace John Stamos as the lead in the Question & Answer movie from 1997.

2. Be on the recieving end of a "Sylvester Stallone" ?

I have no idea what a "Sylvester Stallone" is, but it sounds bad. And, though I'm not familiar with Q&A, it can't be worse than the mysterious badness of a "Stallone." I'll replace John Stamos. Especially since, it being 1997, I've got Rebecca Romijn to go home to.

Your choice of zits:
1) A hard whitehead on the underside of your penis, which you know is going to hurt if it gets bigger, but at the same time you know it's going to hurt like hell to pop it. Good thing is, it will stop hurting pretty quickly once you do.

or

2) One of those whiteheads that grow on your butt, which you don't know about due to the placement. It gets bigger and bigger in secret, and you don't have any idea it's there until it's about the size of your thumbnail and you sit down and it either hurts like you sat on a thumbtack, or it pops and leaves greasy green pus and cottage cheese crud that stain your pants.

I'd take #2. My ass has a much higher pain threshold than my dick does.

Option 1: You participate in a threesome with Rosie O' Donnell and Joan Rivers

Option 2: Invite Tycho and peaches to stay at your house for a week.

#1. It will be over quicker. Especially if you fake it.

Posting while intoxicated or drunk dialing.

Posting while intoxicated is the shiznit. Ask Sleazer.

Going with the Flantdigs to see a tiger in the zoo, or driving cross-country with the Flantdigs, stopping and waiting for them to engage in all sorts of incest at every rest area you pass?

The zoo, since it's guaranteed that at least one of them will die and there's less incestuous sodomy.

Get punched in the head (hard) 10 times or kicked in the nuts twice?

In the head is fine - it's the face that hurts. Easy choice!

Having your nipple pinched fucking hard, or having 7 pubes ripped out violently?

I'll go with the nip pinch only because you didn't specify the location of the pubes. 7 pubes in on the sack simultaneously would really hurt.

Taking a dump so large your pants fit better or browsing interent porn?

I do both quite often, but I will take the shit, actually. You feel better after you shit; you feel smarmy after you wank.

Spend a week looking at nothing but Liefeld's forum or nothing but emo corner?

Liefeld's forum, since there's a chance of being banned quickly.

Who would you rather do?

Drag Queens?


or

Drag Kings?

Without the clothes, drag kings are women, so them.

Have one of your pinky toes cut off but cared for medically right away, or having a month's worth of diarrhea?