the vynsane asylum

There would be some sort or contraption/system to drain your neccassary whatever. Basically would you be willing to get your pee pee cut off to have hot spunk in Emma's face sex later on?

As long as it healed really quickly and was fine after the surgery, then 90 days is no wait at all. If they took your balls too then you wouldn't even be horny, would you? But yeah I would do it.

Inspired somewhat by the Superman thread - you get to be a consultant on any upcoming movie adaptation of your choice to make sure it doesn't suck (to prevent another Transformers), and you have total executive control but don't really have to do any work. The catch is, the director - who's a male, for the sake of argument - has to shoot his load on your face for every decision that you make. Would you do it?

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Inspired somewhat by the Superman thread - you get to be a consultant on any upcoming movie adaptation of your choice to make sure it doesn't suck (to prevent another Transformers), and you have total executive control but don't really have to do any work. The catch is, the director - who's a male, for the sake of argument - has to shoot his load on your face for every decision that you make. Would you do it?

Fuck no.

And to answer your question, EP, it would only have to be a shotglass.

You have to post a new question, dickbag.

I was going to let EP answer mine first, but whatever...

Someone would give you $1,000 dollars a week for the rest of your life, but the catch is you have to have sex with this woman once a week:

Double_G wrote:I was going to let EP answer mine first, but whatever...

Someone would give you $1,000 dollars a week for the rest of your life, but the catch is you have to have sex with this woman once a week.

My answer is I could do a shot of my own if I got to chase it with all the Premium Snatch the world had to offer.


1. $1000 a week is nowhere near enough. And
2. How could you be sure you were in that and not doing a flabroll?





You get paid a flat fee to fuck a ugly and/or plain chick. You have to pay a premium fee to fuck your hottest fantasy girl. Now, the ugly chick payout remains the same, while the hot chick fee goes up each time. So in order to get the good stuff, you have to fuck more and more mediocrity each time. The catch is, once you choose to do this, you can't renege...ever. Remember you are getting a steady stream of pussy and getting paid for it. Do you sign up?

Sure, why not. You didn't say the plain chicks were lousy in the sack, or that you couldn't pick them. I'm so cheap, though, I'd probably pocket the cash and be fine screwing one or two plain chicks who are good at getting done.

You can get $1,000,000 if your wife or girlfriend stars in one XXX porn flick each that co-stars the cast of the A-Team (in other words, one with Face, one with Murdoch, one with BA, etc). These films will be as widely distributed and known as, say, the Paris tapes. In addition, she has to do something really disgusting in each film (like getting shat on by Face, or having a three-way with Hannibal and Roseanne Barr).

You also have to make two cameos in each movie: once when you leave her in the morning to go to work, and once when you walk in on her getting it on with whichever A-Teamer stars in the movie.

And people will often come up to you and say stuff like, "Dude, you're the guy who caught your wife got shat on by Face!"

Is the shame and disgust worth the money?

Almost a year later, is the shame worth the money, you fucking dirtbags?

Well, Elf says "Roseanne alone is a million" so I would say nay

Get headbutted by a horse right in the nuts for 1000$???

I'm fuzzy on the million. Is it $1mil for EACH movie or for all of them? And when you say each of the cast do you mean the main four guys? Is Col. Dekker included? What about the reporter chick? Is it the first season cast or the fifth season cast when they added that other latino guy? And the money only for me, or is it for both of us to share?


mabs, I don't think a horse's head would hurt as much as his hooves, so that's an easy grand.