Ninja Warriors

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Anyone else catch this show on G4? Its a little bit like MXC but more serious. Competitors have to master obstacle courses which include cliff hanging crawls, balancing, spider walks, curtain hanging(scaling a curtain). Quite interesting for all you Ninja buffs out there.
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I've watched it a few times a while back. Not sure what I like better: some dude landing on his face or seeing one of them make it through the couse (because it is so rare).
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I love Ninja Warrior. My favorite was last week when the tranny (guy to "girl") was competing and was dominated by the trampoline/cargo net thingy. I think its kinda funny sometimes how they have them do something representative of their daily life before or during their run, like making the gas station employee wear his uniform while he goes thru the course.:D
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American Ninja Warrior is showing on NBC.

Those guys shame me.

They should scale down the course and make little kids run it. I'd watch that show all day long.
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even i don't want to know what you had to google to find that shit.

oh, wait. yes i do. what did you google to find this? and how many pages would there be for me to jerk of--i mean, investigate for my term paper?
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never you mind, snigtad. orgasm achieved.
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How in the fuck would a T. rex be able to put on lipstick? The tube would have to be crazy long, and probably curved, for her to reach her lips.
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She had the robot put it on her. Duh.

He also threw the bra on the painting by the door.
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And that's how Grimlock was made.
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I read this the other day and laughed my ass the fuck off. Then I clicked on this thread to see what sort of activity it got last year, and that article seemed so close to the batshit weird-ass embedded pictures that I knew that sharing the link here must be the will of God. Or Danny DeVito. One of the two.
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Oh, and this.

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anarky wrote:I read this the other day and laughed my ass the fuck off. Then I clicked on this thread to see what sort of activity it got last year, and that article seemed so close to the batshit weird-ass embedded pictures that I knew that sharing the link here must be the will of God. Or Danny DeVito. One of the two.
I saw these the other day. I was very confused if it was real or not until I realized something this fucked up had to be real.
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I have zero interest in reading dino-on-girl adult fiction, but I have to say I feel comforted knowing its out there in case I e'er need it.




And speaking of "Ninja Warriors" today (Oct 8th) is Michael Dudikoff's birthday. He's 59.
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