What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

[Sleazer]

Episode One Ring.

[Tom Foolery]

So this is pretty funny. Its midnight and I'm flipping thru channels. A movies on, so I click the 'Info' button and this pops up-

Project X(2012). In an attempt to make a name for themselves among the popular kids at school, three senior friends throw an enormous birthday party and as word of the celebration spread things spiral out of control as the night progresses.


But what's on the TV is the chimp movie from 1987 with Matt Broderick and Helen Hunt.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

So now Disney is making live action films of all their animated films? I see both Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty are coming out next year.

[anarky]

Wha...?

Why the fuck?

Didn't they learn their lesson with 101 Dalmatians? Oh, that was a success?

Fuck everyone.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

And Jungle Book came out a while back. Wait--was that Disney? I can't remember.

But yessir, Fuck Everyone.

Unless they do live action Mulan. Because that shit'll be epic.

[Diabolical]

Unless they do live action Mulan. Because that shit'll be epic.

"Starring Kristen Stewart as Mulan"

[RoIIo Tomassi]

I will swat you in your peener with a spatula. Take that back.

[Negative Boy]

I just read they're remaking that stupid Star Wars shit again. This time Disney is making it into one of their animated musical Princess movies or some shit.

Oye. LAME.

You twatqueefs are probably all blowing each other over this, aren't you...

[Tom Foolery]

Independence Day 2. AKA ID4-2. Ironically, that's my license plate number.

I don't know why Will Smith passed. Weren't his last few movies all turds?

[Diabolical]

They passed on him because he too big of a star now.
Seriously.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

They ought to at least offer him to come back. And then kill Colonel Hiller off in the cold opening pre credit sequence. To show the audience no one is safe.

[anarky]

I've got to say, I don't think I have any interest in an Independence Day sequel. The first one, no matter what anyone says, is one of the best action films ever made. I don't think it's possible to even equal it, particularly since you'd have to have the aliens return and it would be inevitable they'd try to top the first (which only works for a small handful of sequels).

[Tom Foolery]

It has the stink of "straight-to-video" all over it, doesn't it.

[Tom Foolery]

*sigh*

[anarky]

Shit.

That's all there is to say.

How do you remake RoboCop and make him look and sound cheap? And what's with the bare hand?