naked pictures of rollo tomassi!

[Zaphod]

i would charge for them, but why not give this out for free?

enjoy!!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Ha ha! Jokes on you! I don't look like that anymore!!













I totally shaved off that beard last week.

[anarky]

So is this a picture of Green Tornassi?

Because that shit is hawt. If you'd looked like that at Comic-Con, I would've jumped your bones right there in the convention hall, right in front of God and everybody. You wouldn't need Rob Liefeld to buy you a hot dog, is all I'm saying.

(Okay, that probably crosses the line between "funny sarcasm" and "creepy shit.")

[Double Gs Daddy]

GOLDAMN SON. I ENT ONE TER CRITICIZE A MAN BEING ON THE HEAVY SIDE OR NOTHIN'
BUT...GOLDAMN!
ITS ONE THING FOR A WOMAN TO BE RUBENESQUE. RUBENESQUE. RUBEN SANWICHES. AND SOME SEASALT FRIES. AND SOME FRIED CHICKEN. DAMMIT, NOW IM FEELIN' WHAT THE JEWS REFER TO AS 'PECKISH'. OPHELIA!! WHIP ME UP SOME CHICKEN AND WAFFLES AND SYRIP LIKE Y'ALL MAKE REAL GOOD!!

WHUT WERE WE TALKIN ABOUT?

[Rollo Tornassi]

So is this a picture of Green Tornassi?

Nope. You've all seen my picture. Pink Rollo has it in his signature.

(Okay, that probably crosses the line between "funny sarcasm" and "creepy shit.")

Speaking of creepy shit. Señor Assbutt has texted me pics of his 'turtle heads'. That is LITERALLY creepy shit. Not much creeps me out anymore. Not after that.

[Starscream]

Shit, that picture gives me metal. Which is sort of like you soft carbon-based weaklings saying it gives you wood. Except it's harder to get a metal boner, so that tells you how much more I am turned on right now.

That's right. I'm into the heavy dudes. Like you're not.

[Mister Roboto]

Curiosity compels me to ask;

How do you reach your ass to wipe it after what I can only imagine are EPIC BMs.

[Senor Assbutt]

Speaking of creepy shit. Señor Assbutt has texted me pics of his 'turtle heads'. That is LITERALLY creepy shit. Not much creeps me out anymore. Not after that.

And now I share them with you all, my friends, for no animal fights with its creeping harder and more thanklessly for the anal freedom of all than the noble tortuga!

[Zero]

I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY FROM NEGATIVE BOY THAT
ROLLO IS SMOOTH LIKE A KEN DOLL DOWNSTAIRS.



HE ALSO SAID VYN LEAVES HIS PUBES ON THE SEAT.

[unlimitedpudding]

"smooth" as in clean shaven or "smooth" as in not anatomically correct?

[anarky]

As Snigtad might say, "Day za voo!"

[Negative Boy]

I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY FROM NEGATIVE BOY THAT
ROLLO IS SMOOTH LIKE A KEN DOLL DOWNSTAIRS.



HE ALSO SAID VYN LEAVES HIS PUBES ON THE SEAT.

Gawd. Don't drag me into your shitty little soap operas on this Special Ed website you twats run here.