Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

[anarky]

I would wish Ran a happy birthday, but he has posts.

So up yours, Ran.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

I would wish Ran a happy birthday, but he has posts.

So up yours, Ran.

Yeah. Dick.
No Happy Birthday for you.

[Ran]

Thanks. One day closer to death. Yeah!

[Snigtad Flornbi]

WUN DAY CLOSSER 2 SUCKING MY DICK U MEAN, FAGGET!!!!

[unlimitedpudding]

If you get a coupon from Penny Saver and head down to the mall, he'll suck your ass.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy Birthday, RantroonY!!

What the $@#% is Hoodia??!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy B-Day UNLORDDUP.

Really? All caps? That's a tad drama douche innit?

You're not special, dick.

[anarky]

Happy 43rd, Envemaren!!

You're a volunteer for a nonprofit who's interested in performing, and you've got what looks like a section of some painting of Eve and an apple (as best I can tell) as your avatar.

But no hyperlink to anything.

Hmmm.... Whatever your game may be, well-played, sir or madam.

Now go fuck yourself.

(That was worth the three dollars I owe Zero now.)

[Zero]

THAT'SS OKAY SWEETIE!
YOU KEEP THE THREE DOLLARSS AND BUY
YOURSSELF SOMETHING NISE WITH IT!
OOH! LIKE A CLUTCH! OR A CUTE LITTLE HAT!

AND DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYBODY, YOURE ASS LOOKS FAB-U-LOUS
IN THOSE JEANS! OKAY, TOODLESS!!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy BDay, Whothedbabede!

And to answer your question, 'Who the d babe de?'

The answer is 'Go fuck yourself'.

[Gives Zero $3]

[Double Gs Daddy]

HAPPY BIRFDAY, OPHELIA MY SWEET!
TONIGHT YER GETTING THE SPECIAL BIRFDAY SEX!!
I GOTS YA SUMTHIN SPECIAL FROM VICTOR-YAS SECRET TA WEAR INNA BEDROOM. I ALSO ORDERED SUMTHIN FROM THAT ADAM'N'EVE CATALOG YOO LIKE TO DIDDLE YERSELF TO IN THE JOHN.
THIS YEAR WE'RE GONNA GET KINKY AND DO IT IN THE BOY'S ROOM. IT'LL BE THE FIRST TIME THERE'S BEEN PROPER SEX HAD IN THAR. I DON'T COUNT HIM GETTIN' TO UNNATURAL THIRD BASE WITH THEM 'FRIENDS' OF HIS.
JUST DON'T FORGET THE BACON GREASE WHEN YOU GO SHOPPING TODAY. I LIKES YOU GREASED UP, WOMAN!

I LUV YEW, OPHELIA!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy Birthday, Talpqueueva.

But fuck you and your made up Location.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy Birthday, Offeplillnito

I'm still trying to pronounce your name.
And if the last guy got a 'Fuck off' for having a made up location, you get a Double Fuck You for having a nonsensical occupation/interest.

Fuck you.
Fuck you.

[anarky]

What? The guy is really obsessed with fake get-skinny-quick schemes!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy Birthday, naveparmami.

You are French. So fuck you.