GOD DAMN YOU, SARAH PALIN!!!!!

[anarky]

I just went to get myself a nice, refreshing glass of milk and MY FUCKING MILK IS SPOILED!!!!!!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

That. BITCH.

I fucking HATE Tea Baggers!!!!

[Ran]

You drink Sarah Palin's breast milk?

[Negative Boy]

Your post inflamed me so much, I went next door and stabbed my neighbor. When the cops showed up, I screamed "Stand your ground! Stand your ground!" and showed them your post. They shrugged and said okay.

I'm gonna go get Bristol pregnant with a baby that ain't her daddy's.

[Jargo]

I saw that documentary about Nazis on the moon and President Palin and I'm sure she mentioned your name Narky.

[Tom Foolery]

Nazis on the Moon?!?! What fresh hell??

Is that why the moon is trying to escape??

Fuck You, Sarah Palin!!

[The President]

I was hoping Sarah Palin would announce her candidacy.

I can't think of an easier slam dunk in November.

[unlimitedpudding]

I was hoping Sarah Palin would announce her candidacy.

I can't think of an easier slam dunk in November.

Not if she takes the ShamWow carnie guy as vice president.

[anarky]

Son of a fucking bitch!! Now my ice cream is melted!!

BURN IN HELL, SARAH PALIN!!!!!

[anarky]

(Anyone else thinking random outbursts cursing Sarah Palin for completely unrelated, mundane things sounds kinda... inane?)

[RoIIo Tomassi]

We could do a Point/Counterpoint where one person blames Palin and another person like Ben Reilly blames Obama for the exact same thing.

But then I realized 99.99999% of our readers wouldn't realize we were being satirical and ironic, and it would just end up looking like the rest of the Internet, where they do that sort of shit unironically every second.



BUT, back to the original idea:
I made frozen waffles for breakfast this morning. And some syrup dribbled on the edge of my plate and totally missed the waffles!! YOU FUCKING WHORE, SARAH PALIN!!!

[anarky]

I know a guy, not too well, but we're friends on FB (if only acquaintances from ages ago IRL). He constantly bashes Obama on FB. I know I get a bit political there on occasion, but try to stay away from it for the most part (if only because 99% of my family is slightly to the right of Mussolini).

Anyway, he's bitching about how he doesn't have a job and it's Obama's fault. Some relative of his chimes in and is pointing out facts. So he (and he's not a bright fellow to begin with) responds that this guy needs to look up facts, which he has tons of time to do online since he has no job, and the facts say that Obama is 100% responsible for the bad economy.

We'll just ignore two things: first, that the downturn started in 2000 and never became an upturn for average people even as Wall Street recovered like gangbusters, and the crash that sent everything spiraling bigtime happened two months before Obama was elected and four months before he took office.

More importantly, though, we'll ignore that he totally walked away from a cushy, well-paying job that a friend had gotten him because he thought it was "boring" and his situation is his own damned fault.

If he had any sense, he'd blame Palin. FUCK YOU UP THE ASS WITH JOHN McCAIN'S WRINKLED DONKEY DICK, SARAH PALIN!!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

The reception on my TV doesn't come in too well on a couple of channels. And that is because SARAH PALIN IS A STUPID BITCH!!!

[anarky]

I didn't read your post for almost eighteen minutes after you wrote it. And you know why? Because SARAH PALIN SUCKS MONKEY COCK!!!!!

[Ran]

I didn't read your post for almost eighteen minutes after you wrote it. And you know why? Because SARAH PALIN SUCKS MONKEY COCK!!!!!

Wrong, dumbass. It's moose cock. She's from Alaska.