Hypothetically speaking

[Zero]

I WOULD ASSUME THE THREE DEAD BODIES WERE ALL
NOGOODNIKS ENGAGED IN NEFARIOUSNESS
AND GOT WHAT WAS COMING.

I'D TAKE THE MONEY.

OF COURSE, IM AN AMORAL ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE.

[anarky]

Zero, I just noticed your new signature. For a presumably superior robot, you sure are a dumb fuck.

Han didn't shoot first. "First" implies someone else shot at him at all.

[Zero]

IT'S A MEME MORE THAN A FACTUAL STATEMENT.

ALSO. SEE THE LAST LINE OF MY SIGNATURE.

[anarky]

I was too pissed at your having trademarked "Go fuck yourself" to get the message.

I'm guessing Twiki is royally pissed that he has to pay you five bucks every time he says that, eh?

[Zero]

I IMAGINE SO.

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, DOES ANYONE GIVE A SHIT
WHAT THAT LITTLE DOUCHER THINKS?

HE WAS ON BUCK ROGERS.

BURRRRRRRRNNNNN.
BITCH.

[Rollo Tornassi]

How is that a burn?

The Buck Rogers movie with Brandon Lee was fucking awesome. Michael Bay is a kick ass director.

Buck Rogers II sucked ass though. Fuckin' Keanu Reeves...what the hell was he thinking?!

[Twiki]

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The best part about time travel is that I can go back before you trademarked it and say it. Then bring what I said back here. And you can't do shit about it, robocockface. 

Go fuck yourself. 
Go fuck yourself.
GO FUCK YOURSELF. 

Here's $15 in 3012 dollars. That's like 8 cents. Asshole. 

[Seamus ODoyle]

Oi get aroun' ye olde TM by pernouncin' it "Go feck yuirself." Tha' seems te work jus' foin.

Incidentally, Oi'd take the money. And Oi'd blow the entire wad down t'the pub!