Movies that you shouldn't ever watch again

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Attack of the Clones


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Slicker wrote:Attack of the Clones
How true. It was worse than ROTS, which was on HBO again last week. I can't bring myself to watch either.
anarky wrote:Blues Brothers 2000.
I just got the Blues Brothers 2000 soundtrack. I haven't listened to it yet. Never saw the movie, but I heard it was bad.
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The Honeymooners.
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The live action Thundercats movie.  Oh wait, I'm a year or two early.
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The live action Thundercats movie.  Oh wait, I'm a year or two early.

At least five years early by my count.
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Risky Business. Aside from the scene where Rebecca deMornay gave every pre-teen in 1983 his first boner, it's too dated to really bother with. You should see it once. You should watch the one scene every time it's on cable. The rest of the movie, not so much.

Schindler's List. But for a completely different reason than any other movie mentioned so far. Everyone must watch it once. If you can sit through it a second time, there might be something wrong with you.
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anarky wrote:Risky Business. Aside from the scene where Rebecca deMornay gave every pre-teen in 1983 his first boner, it's too dated to really bother with. You should see it once. You should watch the one scene every time it's on cable. The rest of the movie, not so much.
Word. I'm getting erect just Thinking about that scene.
Schindler's List. But for a completely different reason than any other movie mentioned so far. Everyone must watch it once. If you can sit through it a second time, there might be something wrong with you.
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