Hey, Liefeld!

comics rock. talk about them here. now. or just go to the "corn" section and wack off. i'll understand. i'll just sit here and read my spider-man comics.

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I HATE YOU ROB. I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN CREATED.
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HAHAHAHHAA!

i love the one with the big penis in the superman hoodie. fuckin' awesome.
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Happy Birthday Rob Liefeld!

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On October 3, 1967 you entered this world to eventually give us crap like Youngblood, oversized guns, button fly jeans, ridiculous anatomy, no feet, and many, many pouches.

You also gave us the gift of laughter, as we laugh at you, not with you.
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Aww, thanks. You're a pal, Diabolical. You're not like that Rollo Tomassi. He's a real douche.

My Mom got me this book for my birthday. It's kewl!
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Maybe for my birthday Seven can whip me up a nice BumCake with extra frosting? :heybaby:[/b][/color]
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Happy Birthday Rob! For a gift, I threw ropes all over your wife. She said it was the nicest gift anyone had ever gotten you.
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Who in the hell at Marvel gave that pic the go-ahead? Surely, this can't all be blamed on Liefeld.



But most of it can. Fuck, he sucks.
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Rob, there is one person out there that loves your punk ass*.












*I suspect that person is you.
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Happy bilthday, Lob Rinferd-san.

Vely solly I rate. A thousand paldons.

Arr hair douche, oyes!
No mo yankee my wankee!
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Youngblood #8 to feature Obama cover!

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The party will be televised! It's the Televillain's last stand he's not through making his pop cultural point yet! And speaking of last stands... the all-new, all-different Youngblood meets the greatest foe they never knew, live in prime time!

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Rob Liefeld's Youngblood #8 is scheduled to ship sometime in the next three years (assuming Rob gets around to drawing it) and features a cover appearance by everyone's favorite first African-American president, Barack Obama!

Congratulations, Mr. Liefeld. It's nice to see that, once again, you are breaking new ground in comics... a month after both Erik Larsen and Marvel already broke the ground. Keep reaching for that rainbow, Rob.
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MCFARLANE TO COLLABORATE WITH LIEFELD ON UPCOMING SPAWN BOOK

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Todd McFarlane Productions has yet another surprise in store for Spawn fans! Last month, Todd McFarlane returned to draw interior pages. Now, original Image Founder and top-selling comic book artist, Rob Liefeld tag teams on art duties with McFarlane for Spawn #196, the conclusion to the Endgame story arc. Out late November, the issue will feature some of the dynamic work Liefeld has become known for.

When asked why he chose Liefeld to step in for art duties on Spawn, McFarlane says, "I was looking for good artistic help, and remembered inking over Rob on his New Mutant covers back in the Marvel days, and most recently a little bit of Image United. I thought it would be a fun experiment to see what Capullo layouts, Liefeld pencils, and my inks looked like together on a handful of pages."

In this month's Spawn, reporter Marc Rosen connects the miracle patient stories to the healer, and Sam, Twitch, and Detective Rowand make headway in the association between Bill Winston's suicide and Nortego's gang.

Officials from the Guinness book of world records will be on hand on the release date to measure what cold be the highest concentration of douchebaggery on one publication.

Click HERE to see the comments on the official Spawn message board.
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So everyone at Image has forgotten what a dickweed he was in the early days, I see? Todd himself once totally re-wrote Spawn's origin so Chapel was no longer involved just so Liefeld didn't get any credit.
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The Infinite ‘is over’ due to creative differences!

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Rob Liefeld said on Twitter that after four issues, his collaboration with writer Robert Kirkman, The Infinite, “is over.”

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“Unfortunately creative differences have sunk The Infinite. It’s over,” he said, noting in another post that he and Kirkman’s Skybound imprint disagreed on an inker Liefeld was using for half of issue #5.

“Artistically, I’ll continue to seek out talented collaborators to work with that keeps me energized for the next 25 years,” he said, adding, “For 10 years all my printed work was printed from my pencils. Now I’m re-discovering the appeal of working with a variety of inkers.”

The fifth issue was originally solicited for last October, then rescheduled for February. Solicitations and covers had been released through April’s issue #8.

Word about The Infinite ending follows the news that another Liefeld book, DC’s Hawk & Dove, is also coming to an end. But despite that, Liefeld still has a pretty full plate, as he will start working on three other DC Comics in May, and his Extreme Studios properties continue to relaunch from a variety of creators.

A 6-month-late Image book was suddenly shelved due to "creative differences," which turned out to be a disagreement over which tracer to hire?

Good one, Rob. You are a funny man!
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Re: Hey, Liefeld, got an X-Force question for you

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The Externals were awesome! Those are some of my favorite comic villains ever. I also like the MLF. And Styfe was very cool. And Deadpool back when he was a villain. And Mr. Tolliver. Ohmigosh, Rob made so many cool characters for Marvel they should make him their Editor in Chief AND Publisher!
But they won't, because their jealous of Rob's mad comic skillz!
You need anything Rob? Wash your car? Cook you breakfast? Eggs benedict maybe? No? Need me to fondle your balls? Tickle your anus? Make you a nice fondue? I Love You Rob!!!
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Re: Proof of Rob Liefeld's lack of talent.

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I'm still angry at all of you for making fun of Rob.

You are all poopieheads!
You need anything Rob? Wash your car? Cook you breakfast? Eggs benedict maybe? No? Need me to fondle your balls? Tickle your anus? Make you a nice fondue? I Love You Rob!!!
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Re: Rob Liefeld DID draw GIJoe!!

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RoIIo Tomassi wrote:LMAO. The pouches on her areola is fucking priceless.
Ohmigosh! Don't say DIRTY WORDS in front of Rob!!!

Rob doesn't like the word Areola, you fuckface.

Rob, my life sized sculpture of you made out of your pubes is almost done. But I need a little bit more. Can I come over tonight and shave your balls again? I promise I won't try putting your sack in my mouth like last time. I swear.
You need anything Rob? Wash your car? Cook you breakfast? Eggs benedict maybe? No? Need me to fondle your balls? Tickle your anus? Make you a nice fondue? I Love You Rob!!!
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