Celebrity Death Pool!

[Ran]

This is extremely difficult to keep track of without some type of rolling scorecard on the front page.

Yes it is.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I want to add the entire human cast of Sesame Street to my list.

And Dan Rather turned 80. I bet he's ready to kick over any day now.

[Ran]

RIP Andy Rooney.

That happens to be another score for me. It doesn't help Frank Caliendo's career, either, who in the past few years had George Bush leave office and John Madden retire. I guess he still has Dr. Phil.

[Ran]

Two more celebrities: Joe Frazier and Heavy D.

[anarky]

Anyone have Bil Keane?

Anyone realize he was still alive?

[Rollo Tomassi]

Well, after hearing about his filthy, hedonistic, wanton lifestyle all I can say is...he had it coming.

[Sleazer]

Joe Paterno

[Rollo Tomassi]

Joe Paterno

Wait. He died? Or you're adding him to your list.

[Ran]

Joe Paterno

Good call. I was thinking of adding him to my list on my drive home. He's been coaching for 60+ years. He won't know what to do when he retires.

[Sleazer]

I added him because of his career dying last night, but also because the shame involved with this scandal could hasten his demise.

[jjreason]

Bah, isn't Penn State a Catholic university? Same ol', same ol'.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Awww....dammit.

John Neville AKA Baron Munchausen died.
Or, seeing as how he was Baron Munchausen, faked his death and is now spelunking Inside the molten core of the Earth with the Most Beautiful Woman in the World, whom he stole from the Maharaja's Harem after a game of cricket he won using a piano wire as his mallet. True story.

[vynsane]

he was also the 'well manicured man' from x-files, so his faked death is obviously a cover-up of some sort.

[Ran]

R.I.P. Patrice O'Neal

[Rollo Tomassi]

Jerry Robinson, creator of the best Comic Villain ( and one of the best villains in ANY medium) died today. Your legacy will not be forgotten, sir. R.I.P.

Fuck you, Bob Kane, you professional plagiarist asshole.




Also, Harry Morgan from M*A*S*H died.