Mila Kunis To Join 'Oz The Great And Powerful'

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Mila Kunis To Join 'Oz The Great And Powerful'

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"Black Swan" actress Mila Kunis is reportedly joining the cast of "Oz, the Great and Powerful." According to Variety, Mila Kunis will portray Theodora, the youngest and most important of three witches battling for control of Oz. According to Variety, actresses such as Olivia Wilde, Amy Adams, Kate Beckinsale, Keira Knightley and Rebecca Hall are being considered for the other two sisters.

James Franco has already signed on board for the title role, which makes Kunis the second star in the film that will be directed by Sam Raimi. Her character is a former good witch who, after having her sexual advances jilted by Oz, ends up joining with her wicked witch sisters.

Mila Kunis will co-star opposite James Franco, who portrays a fast-talking snake oil salesman and illusionist who flees a traveling circus and winds up whisked away in a hot air balloon by a tornado to Oz where he must face off against real magic and the sisters battling for control of the land.

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"having her sexual advances jilted by Oz" may be the most wrong sentence fragment I've read in my entire life.

Sex + Oz = does not compute

(Unless it's Judy Garland, who was kinda hot when she was young, whether a huge gay icon or not.)
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Who the hell would rebuff Mila Kunis' sexual advances? More like Oz, the great and idiotic.
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Rollo Tomassi wrote:Who the hell would rebuff Mila Kunis' sexual advances? More like Oz, the great and idiotic.
Have you seen what the land of Oz looks like? More like Oz, the flaming and fabulous.
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