vampires&werewolfes

anything that don't fit under any other category...like your mothers fat ass

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Bizarro Mabudon
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Post by Bizarro Mabudon »

tHIS AM BE SMARTEST THING ME AM EVER BE READ. mE AM TAKE AWAY YOU bIZARRO nOBEL pRIZE FOR SAY SUCH SMART THING.

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Jem</i>
post in this topic or I will dig out your inerds with a rusty spoon and wrap them in your own intestens[crazed]
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mabudon
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ahh and spum-harvester, that's always hyphenated
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Post by zombie »

<font size="1">*mmurrraaaahaaaAAAaaaaRRRaaRRRRrrrrrr*</font id="size1">
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Doctor Douche
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DR. DOOM!</i>
<br /><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font size="3"><b>BAH! ONE MORE INSTANCE OF MULTIPOSTING, "JEM," AND YOU WILL KNOW THE ANGUISH OF WASTING AWAY TO NOTHING IN THE NEGATIVE ZONE!</b></font id="size3"></font id="Comic Sans MS">
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<font size="6"><b><font color="yellow"><font face="Tahoma">BAH!!! YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE SOMETHING SPECIAL, YOU CHEAP KNOCKOFF!!! YOU WISH YOU HAD THE POWER OF DOCTOR DOUCHE!!! I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS LIKE YOUR DADDY SHOULD'VE AND THEN MAKE YOU SPEND ETERNITY AS A TAMPON!!!!

I'M CALLING YOU OUT, CHICKEN!!!! ARE YOU A CHICKEN!!! THEN WHY DON'T YOU FIGHT ME!!!! CHICKEN!!!! BOCK-BOCK-BOCK-BA-<i>COCK</i>!!!!!!</font id="Tahoma"></font id="yellow"></b></font id="size6">
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Antropov
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*Crosses fingers, closes eyes* Send him to the Negative Zone. Send him to the Negative Zone. Send him to the Negative Zone.
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DR. DOOM!
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Post by DR. DOOM! »

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Doctor Douche</i>
<br /><font size="6"><b><font color="yellow"><font face="Tahoma">BAH!!! YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE SOMETHING SPECIAL, YOU CHEAP KNOCKOFF!!! YOU WISH YOU HAD THE POWER OF DOCTOR DOUCHE!!! I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS LIKE YOUR DADDY SHOULD'VE AND THEN MAKE YOU SPEND ETERNITY AS A TAMPON!!!!

I'M CALLING YOU OUT, CHICKEN!!!! ARE YOU A CHICKEN!!! THEN WHY DON'T YOU FIGHT ME!!!! CHICKEN!!!! BOCK-BOCK-BOCK-BA-<i>COCK</i>!!!!!!</font id="Tahoma"></font id="yellow"></b></font id="size6">
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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><font size="4"><b>I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW ABOUT THESE 'POWERS' YOU SPEAK OF: MIGHT THEY BE THE ABILITY TO CLEAN ALL THE HOMOGENIZING BACTERIA OUT OF A WOMANS VAGINA?

OH, AND "BOCK-BOCK-BOCK-BA-<i>COCK</i>" - I'M SURE YOU LIKE TO SUCK THE LARGEST "BA-<i>COCK</i>" YOU CAN FIND.

INSOLENT WHELP.</b></font id="size4"></font id="Comic Sans MS">
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Post by Slimmie »

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by CaptainSolo1138</i>
<br />*Crosses fingers, closes eyes* Send him to the Negative Zone. Send him to the Negative Zone. Send him to the Negative Zone.
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Dang, I wonder if that will work for me? *Crosses fingers, closes eyes* I have a huge penis.I have a huge penis.I have a huge penis.
*Checks pants*[:(]
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Antropov
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Post by Antropov »

It only works on reasonable requests. What you're doing is akin to asking God to turn your Daewoo into a Ferrari.
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Daewoo!!!!!!!! That's what I yelled out loud when the Wings won the cup in 1997.
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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

you got sent to the nagative zone!! Ha ha you are a pussy. Now to get that dumb dubm dr doom to send the rest of the puuseis here away,
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Post by Slicker »

I can think of the first dumb fuck I'd like to see banished. *cough*gayass bitchbi*cough*

What a tool.
Jem
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Post by Jem »

Up yours slicker[}:)]
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Mother fucker, I thought you were gone for good. Just dont bring mustard man back with you. Fuckin turd box.
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Post by vynsane »

total surprise return by jem! holy crap!
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Post by anarky »

Feh. Chuck Norris would kill the vampires and werewolves with a single roundhouse kick to the groin.

Whatever happened to Bizarro Mabs, anyway? Or real Mabs, for that matter?
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