RACHEL MCADAMS ORDERED TO STOP MAKING STUPID MOVIES

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RACHEL MCADAMS ORDERED TO STOP MAKING STUPID MOVIES

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RACHEL McAdams has been told to stop making stupid movies!

The Canadian actress has revealed how she was criticized by an immigration official as she tried to enter America.

“She kicked me to the curb,” Rachel said.

“She was tough. I had pink hair at the time, and she said ‘Don’t dye your hair that color and don’t make any more stupid movies’.

“I was just glad she let me through.”

Rachel recently introduced her new boyfriend, actor Michael Sheen, to her parents.

“Rachel was nervous about her parents meeting Michael,” a source said, “but she had nothing to worry about.

“She was filming in Toronto and her parents live an hour away, so she decided to give her new man the parent test.

“Michael completely charmed Rachel’s mother Sandra and her father Lance was equally impressed.

“As soon as Michael was out of earshot, Rachel’s mom whispered to her, ‘You’re going to marry that man!’

“Rachel has always dreamed of a simple but beautiful wedding in the countryside. Now her dreams are coming true. She’s finally found her Mr. Right. She’s extremely happy.”

She also needs to be ordered to do some nude scenes.
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Re: RACHEL MCADAMS ORDERED TO STOP MAKING STUPID MOVIES

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Jaesus, Newsbot has turned into a fairy douche. Talking about Rachel McAdams wedding plans? what the fuck is this, The View?! Newsbot had more balls when he was a chick.
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