School To Release Info In 'Ginger' Attack Probe!

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CALABASAS (CBS) ― Officials from a Calabasas middle school plan to release Monday their findings on the attacks targeting redheaded junior high school students.

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The attacks happened Nov. 20 at A.E. Wright Middle School, 4029 Las Virgenes Road, said sheriff's Lt. Scott Chew of the Malibu-Lost Hills Station.

A 12-year-old boy in the seventh grade was the first reported victim, Chew said.

Sgt. Fray Lupian said at least five students were victimized.

The attacks are believed to have been motivated and influenced by "Kick a Ginger Day," an Internet spoof inspired by an episode of the "South Park" animated series.

The planned attack info was circulated around the Internet.

Event organizer Nick Slicker denied that National Kick a Ginger Day was discriminatory or based on hatred. "Everyone I know wants to kick this one stupid bastard named Robin. He has red hair, so we thought it would be a good cover to pretend we weren't singling him out. At other schools, though, people know not the stupidity of Robin, nay, so they verily think the intent of Kick a Ginger Day is to actually kicketh ginger kids, rather than the true intent, kicking Robin and pretending there's some reason other than just wanting to kick him." It is unclear why Slicker spoke like a Bible quote for about a sentence.

When questioned, Robin Flantdig, the Robin referred to be Slicker, said, "God damn, they are gay. They tried to kick me, but they were so gay it was easy for me to beat them up and pee in their mouths. They will not kick me again, stupid homos." (Our spell-check was overloaded by his quote, and Robin's statement had to be transcribed into proper English by hand.)

Multiple bruises on Flantdig's legs, buttocks, and abnormally small genitals proved he was a liar.