Health care

[Ben Reilly]

I haven't been around too much lately, as I've gotten a new job working as a scriptwriter for a true American patriot, Glenn Beck. I thought you pinko commie bastards should know how Barack HUSSEIN Osama is going to fuck over your healthcare.

First, there will be death panels. Any Republican would be executed on the spot. Because Barack HUSSEIN Osama is really Hitler in disguise. Dorks like that Nazi Barney Frank and Keith Olberdumbass will be in charge of the death panels.

Second, if you like your current health care, it will be mandotory to drop it and go with the federal health care that will cost more and make you wait until you die. Barack HUSSEIN Osama wants everyone to die except his bitch cunt wife.

Abortions will be mandatory under the new system. Especially if your catholic. Barack HUSSEIN Osama hates catholics.

Oh, and Barack HUSSEIN Osama is going to raise taxes to cover the massive deficit he ran up. Hard to believe that our last legal president George W Bush had actually paid off all our debts while protecting the world from Nazi Commies like Barack HUSSEIN Osama. It makes me sad for this country that pinkos like you are all alive.

[The President]

Ben Reilly is a jackass.

[anarky]

Oooooh, fight! Fight! Fight!