the BEST FUCKING ALBUM EVER!!!!!!!!!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:24 pm

Last night I was goig through my cousin's shit now that hes in jail and i found the coolest album I ever heard, it is called Coming Out of Our Shells by a bunch of turtles called the Teenage Mutant Turtle Ninjas or some crap like that. I don't know if there real turtles or not and I remember I was fooled by those liers called Bare Naked Ladies who are not Bare Naked or are not Ladies, but if these are real turtles I didn't know turtles could play and sing like this. I thought turtles would be slow but these guys rock. And they'res a hot chikc named April or something who sings a wimpy song about being bald even though she is not bald, so she is sort of a lier and thats why i thin these guys may just be people in turtle costusmes for some silly reason.

I took the tape because Roy's doing two life sentences for having sex with a statue or something not that we haven't all done that but he was dum and got caugt. But it is on one of those old atetracks or what ever those old stupid tapes were called and I don't have one of those and aunt Beatrice wouldnt let me have hers and i don't know where an anntique shop is around here so does any one know if i can get this on cd?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:04 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Snigtad Flornbi
 And they'res a hot chikc named April or something who sings a wimpy song about being bald even though she is not bald, so she is sort of a lier and thats why i thin these guys may just be people in turtle costusmes for some silly reason.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">She may just be bald my friend. You're only thinking what you can see with clothes on bald.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:32 pm

Duh of course she would not be bald there because she is old enough to have boobs, you should probably read Play Boy so you know what neked girls look like.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:11 pm

Then what's Mrs. Flornbi's trick to getting it silky smooth cuz she won't tell me?

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:40 pm

My mom may be a whoer but thats' no reason to make fun. I will punch your litle balls until they bleed and you cry for your mommy but she willnot answer because her mouth is full of my balls. Make fun of my mom and your on my shit list, little ass hole fruit boy Slicker or should I say DICKER.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:21 pm

Yes, Coming Out Of Our Shells may very well be the greatest album of all time.
Little known fact: despite how good the album is, they never released another.
And April is hot and she's got some big ol' titties on her!

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:37 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Snigtad Flornbi
 My mom may be a whoer but thats' no reason to make fun. I will punch your litle balls until they bleed and you cry for your mommy but she willnot answer because her mouth is full of my balls. Make fun of my mom and your on my shit list, little ass hole fruit boy Slicker or should I say DICKER.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">I was talking about your wife. Duh!! Hence the MRS. FLORNBI implying marriage. Gawd!!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:29 pm

I don't have a wife just a bunch of girl friends becuase you have to be 21 to get married. Joke is on you, Dicker.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:10 pm

WHEN ME AN DOCTR DOUCH TAKE OVER FROM YOU PUSIES WE WILL PLAY THIS TAPE REAL LUOD BE CAUSE IT IS KEWL!!!! AND WE WHILL FUCK ALL YORE MOMMYS!!!! AND WE WILL DRINK "BEER"!!! I CANN OT WAIT BE CAUSE I HAVE NEVR HAD BEER BEFOR.!!!!

El Chuxter · Post by **El Chuxter** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:32 am

You have no taste in music Snigtad. You suck otter ass.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:43 am

slicker's mom has a mauth ful of my ballz + her car had an atetrack plair so I can play my tape!!!!

were the tertles, you can caunt on us!!!!

yay!!!!!!