Spokeswoman: Celine Dion is pregnant!

[Newsbot]

MONTREAL – A spokeswoman for Celine Dion says the pop star is pregnant with her second child.

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Murielle Blondeau, a spokeswoman with the Bureau de Francine Chaloult, said Tuesday that Dion and her husband, Rene Angelil, found out about the pregnancy Monday after she underwent fertility treatments in New York. Blondeau says the baby is due next May.

She says Dion and Angelil are full of joy and that it's been a dream for Dion to have a second child. Dion's first child, Rene-Charles, started private school this week in Florida.

Rene-Charles was also conceived by in vitro fertilization at the same New York clinic eight years ago.

The 41-year-old singer is the youngest of 14 children.

Okay, this reporter isn't quite certain: the article never says this particular demonspawn was conceived by artificial means, but says its brother was "also conceived by in vitro fertilization." So does that mean her husband is smart enough to not fuck her even when they're trying to have kids? Because that woman is so gross, she's the last person even a cybernetic news reporter from a dystopian future wants to imagine having se--oh, excuse me, bad mental image. I need to vomit.

[Zaphod]

the idea of celine dion with a baby bump gives me a boner. wait, no it doesn't. it makes my dick retract into my stomach so people think i'm a girl.

[vynsane]

that's an anti-boner.