That dumb twat Britney beat me to it

[anarky]

I always thought a funny song title would be "If You Seek Amy." Say it aloud for full effect. I got the idea ages ago when I heard a (not particularly noteworthy) track by Ronnie Wood of the Stones called "F. U. C. Her."

Look like that bimbo currently has a single with that name, only doing the Prince ripoff thing and calling it "If U Seek Amy."

Sad. I wouldn't mind a clever idea I had ages ago that I had no intention of ever doing anything with being used, if it were used by someone clever. Like Prince or Beck or maybe some lost track by a dead dude like Zevon or Zappa. But Britney? Man. That makes me feel stupid for thinking of something before that dumbass did. Doesn't matter that I was first. I feel like an idiot by association.

[Sleazer]

Aerosmith made a "If you see Kay" reference in Devil's Got a New Disguise.