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Cake request for 3-year-old Hitler namesake denied!!

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EASTON, Pa. – The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance. Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the Greenwich ShopRite, but with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article over the weekend on their flare-up over frosting.

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"I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they've been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past," Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview conducted in Easton, on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.

"There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change," the 35-year-old continued. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."

Deborah Campbell, 25, said she phoned in her order last week to the ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son's name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

Karen Meleta, a spokeswoman for ShopRite, said the Campbells had similar requests denied at the same store the last two years and said Heath Campbell previously had asked for a swastika to be included in the decoration.

"We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate," Meleta said. "We considered this inappropriate."

The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said. About 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children who were of mixed race, according to Heath Campbell.

"If we're so racist, then why would I have them come into my home?" he asked.

The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.

Campbell said his ancestors are German and that he has lived his entire life in Hunterdon County. On Tuesday he wore a pair of black boots he said were worn by a German soldier during World War II.

He said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

"Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That's fine, I don't really care," he said. "That's his choice."

So, this moron claims he's not racist and he named his kid "Adolf Hitler Campbell" because it sounds unique, but he wanted a swastika on his cake and named his daughter "Aryan Nation"? Exactly how retarded does this guy think everyone else in the world is? As retarded as he obviously is, I suppose.
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The next one of us to have a kid has to name it Winston Churchill Patton Eisenhower Roosevelt and send it armed to the teeth to their house.
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In his younger days as a wannabe artist, Adolf worked in theatres in Liverpool UK. According to a book by beryl Bainbridge called Young Adolf, he had a miserable time. people thought he was a weirdo, he was a loner and had strange notions and was pretty much the typical art student really. his treatment in Liverpool may account for the bombing of the city during the war.

I think anyone who names their kid something stupid should be tasered and forced to give the kid a name that won't land them in deep shit in later years.
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Someone posted this story at RS, you guys should go take a look at how that thread panned out. Fucking idiots over there!

http://threads.rebelscum.com/showflat.p ... =1#3534546
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Some of it's not that bad, but it appears that comments have been edited out (though the mod who edited them quoted them to say he'd edited them, which seems counterproductive).

Most of them do appear to be fucktards, especially the douchenozzle who said, "Everyone knew that but like I said before, it's popular to hate Hitler. Even if no one knows the history or anything about the man, we are brought up to think of Hitler as the ultimate evil no matter what." That's because he WAS the ultimate evil, and, the more you know about history, the more that's apparent. Systematic genocide, world conquest, total obliteration of his own records (including the entire fucking town he grew up in) to hide likely Jewish blood in his own veins.... Let's be honest, he makes Osama bin Laden look like a punk holding up a bank for crack money.
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I read it and it's typical RS bullshit. Anyone that tries to defend Hitler is an ignorant prick. He may have done many many good things for the German state but the fact remains that he's a mass murdering fuck head.*











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