I don't see how you guys can vote for a sell-out like Vader. He didn't even kill Namblaman completely. You all know Devestator is currently on a rampage again. I'm not making any threats, but there does happen to be a big blazing purple device that is heading towards your back door if you know what I mean. Those of you with kids who haven't voted yet might want to vote for me while there is time.
Hmm . . . who to trust here? Both the Grin and Vader have ties to Devastator. The Grin is part of it, and Vader named one of his Star Destroyers after it. The second one isn't great but since guilt by association is what we're always seeing nowadays, I suppose it works.
The more you tighten your grip, your hold of vynsane supporters will slip through your fingers. Especially Slicker, he uses lots of lotion.
Oh, and speaking of The Grip and tight places...he wanted me to remind you that he did your mom in a tight place and it wasn't in the back seat of a Volkswagon.
In our last episode, Darth Vader captured Alex Trebec and imprisoned him on the Death Star. Vader still leads the poll after he claiming to have eliminated Namblaman. Meanwhile, in Turkey, filmmakers eliminated Lord Vader from their version of Star Wars, leading to The Grin taunting Lord Vader with another joke about making sweet love to his mother. Who will win the poll? Will the poll ever end? Who really killed Namblaman? Will Alex Trebec escape the Death Star? Who really cares? Stay tuned...
Ok, lets face it. Vader is a fraud. Trebek's in jail. Robin is a tool. Hulkslittlegreenman is a prick. No one has seen Rogue II since Elmo caught him sucking Doom's cock. And all your mothers celebrate my magnificent dong. That's why I should be the next moderator. If you don't agreee, just remember...I know Devestator.
