Michael Bay

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Michael Bay

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Long have I observed you. You are truly a man worthy of a post of honor within the Legions of Douche.

Join me, and become my latest Herald. You won't have to be any greater of a douchebag than you already are, but we offer full dental.

Oh, and bring The Gerbil with you. I did not know him during my previous time on this world, but he seems like a fan. And I have a feeling he's hiding in your asshole.

So queefs--I mean, should I look down and say it?
Should I look down and say it?
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Re: Michael Bay

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I wonder what would happen if Michael Bay made a movie based on one of Rob Liefeld's comics, or vice versa? Which would be worse?
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Re: Michael Bay

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Rob Liefeld wrote:Long have I observed you. You are truly a man worthy of a post of honor within the Legions of Douche.

Join me, and become my latest Herald. You won't have to be any greater of a douchebag than you already are, but we offer full dental.

Oh, and bring The Gerbil with you. I did not know him during my previous time on this world, but he seems like a fan. And I have a feeling he's hiding in your asshole.

So queefs--I mean, should I look down and say it?
That sounds awesome, but wait...I've got a better idea! Instead of me joining you, how about I send you a hobo's dickcheese?

Look, fuckstick...I'm not one to be summoned so why don't you take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!

The Bay works alone. If you're just trying to use me for my fortune and hot chicks, then you've got another thing comin', buddy, because I WILL MASSACRE YOU!!!! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!!

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get your wife's mouth off my cock so I can finish up the trailer for Transformers II.
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
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Re: Michael Bay

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Holy shit. It's the battle of the hacks. This calls for some motivational '80s music.
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Re: Michael Bay

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You wish, boy. Anyone so fucktarded as to wear a mullet in the year 2008 is obviously not capable of making his own decisions and needs a powerful overlord to boss him around.

So queefs--I mean, should I look down and say it?
Should I look down and say it?
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