Fun facts for JabbaJohnL

[Double_G]

IT'S TRUE PEOPLE. THAT IS TRUE. THEY MADE THOSE MOVIES. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MAKE YOU THINK ONE THING WHEN THEY ARE DOING ANOTHER.

DON'T FALL FOR IT. UNDERSTAND.

IT'S ALL TRUE. EVERYTHING HE SAID IS TRUE.

Mr. Stone, I demand a refund for watching your piece of shit movie "Alexander", even though I saw it on HBO. Give me ten dollars anyway.

[anarky]

Isn't that the one with Rosario Dawson nekkid?

I'd say that was worth ten bucks alone. In fact, since you didn't pay to see it, I think you owe Mr Stone ten bucks for showing Rosario's nubbly bits.

[Double_Gs Mom]

Dammit, boy, you been sneaking downstairs and watching them blue movies on HBO again? I told you that will make you go blind, but you don't listen! You best stop trying to see them women naked, or I'll smack yo' fool head until you go all crosseyed! Little prevert.

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

cUT! cUT! nO nO nO! wE ARE NO GOING TO USE ZEE ENUDE rOSARIO dAWSON EN THEESA SCENE. aH AM NOW ZEE WRITER Y YO ESAY THAT VEE ESHALL REPLACEA HER WITH EL PADRE DE SENIOR jABBA jUAN, ENUDE, OF COURSA.

sENIOR aNARKY, POR FAVOR START WITHA YOUR LINE AGAIN. aCTION!

[anarky]

First, explain why we're re-shooting a movie that came out three years ago?

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

tHIS ES POR EL vYNSANE.COM: zEE mOVIE! nOW QEET ARGUING CON ME O aH ESHALL SMACK YOU EN ZEE FACE CON ME LONG WEE-WEE.

[Oliver Stone]

WHAT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS THIS. THAT WASN'T ROSARIO DAWSON. THAT WAS IMELDA RODRIGUEZ, MY HAIRSTYLIST. AND THOSE WEREN'T HER NUBBLIES. IT WAS ALL CGI. THE STUDIO PUT IT IN AFTER I HANDED IN MY CUT. I ORIGINALLY ENVISIONED AN ALL PENIS MOVIE, BUT THEY WOULDN'T GO FOR IT.

IT'S SOME CONVULUTED EQUATION THAT PROVES BOOBIES SELL AUTOMOBILES AND THE STUDIOS AND AUTO INDUSTRY ARE IN CAHOOTS! BELIEVE IT.

[kidhuman]

Someone please set off a bug bomb and get all these idiots the fuck out of here.

[anarky]

Except for Double_G's Mammy. I like her yelling at that son of a bitch.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Double_G's Mammy sounds an awful lot like Sambo's Mammy. I wonder if they are the same person? And wouldn't that make Sambo and DG brothas?

[Double_G]

If that makes me black, then that means I can finally say "nigga" in public. Awesome.

[Ran]

But if you aren't we're going to call you Oreo, Zebra, wannabe, or the ever popular "Vanillia Ice".

Word to your mother.

[anarky]

Double_G, since we know your father is white, and weighs upward of 500 pounds, then you are officially a zebra.

Take heed, you lyrical poet, you.

[Double_G]

Double_G, since we know your father is white, and weighs upward of 500 pounds, then you are officially a zebra.

Take heed, you lyrical poet, you.

Would Barack Obama count as being a zebra also?

[Ran]

Cameras used to have film in them that you had to take to get developed.

Cameras didn't used to have built in flash. You had to attach a flash bulb or flash cube depending on your model of camera. Each bulb was good for one use. The flash cube had 4 flashes on it and would rotate 90 degrees after each flash.