Hey, everybody!
Moderators: Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons, Batman
Hey, everybody!
Are any of you fine fellows under the age of thirteen?
If I want to stick my cock in a little boy's asshole, that falls under my First Amendment right to free speech, so stop persecuting me!
PEDOPHILES NOT ALLOWED AND GET BANNED!! THAT JUST GROSS, MAKE ME GRIMLOCK SICK TO CENTRAL PROCESSOR.
Up yours, Grimlock! Free speech prevails! Bring on the tight young boy butts!
PEDOPHILES NOT ALLOWED AND GET BANNED!! THAT JUST GROSS, MAKE ME GRIMLOCK SICK TO CENTRAL PROCESSOR.
Up yours, Grimlock! Free speech prevails! Bring on the tight young boy butts!
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YES WHY?
YAY DOOSCHE! O YES O YES!
YAY DOOSCHE! O YES O YES!

NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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PAGING MR. HANSEN. CHRIS HANSEN, PLEASE PICK UP THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE.
Re: Hey, everybody!
Awesome! I found this site while searching for "immature homos," and I have a feeling I'll be hanging around here for quite some time!
If I want to stick my cock in a little boy's asshole, that falls under my First Amendment right to free speech, so stop persecuting me!
PEDOPHILES NOT ALLOWED AND GET BANNED!! THAT JUST GROSS, MAKE ME GRIMLOCK SICK TO CENTRAL PROCESSOR.
Up yours, Grimlock! Free speech prevails! Bring on the tight young boy butts!
PEDOPHILES NOT ALLOWED AND GET BANNED!! THAT JUST GROSS, MAKE ME GRIMLOCK SICK TO CENTRAL PROCESSOR.
Up yours, Grimlock! Free speech prevails! Bring on the tight young boy butts!
Re: Hey, everybody!
STOP WRITING YOUR TWISTED RANTS IN PURPLE!
WE OF THE PURPLE ARE SIMPLY NOT INTO THAT! CEASE AND DESIST IMMEDIATELY! OR I WON'T EVEN BOTHER WITH SOME SILLY PURPLE CARTOON CHARACTER, I'LL JUST FUCKING KILL YOU MYSELF, PERV!
THE DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!
ALL HAIL DOUCHE!!
THIS I COMMAND!!
WE OF THE PURPLE ARE SIMPLY NOT INTO THAT! CEASE AND DESIST IMMEDIATELY! OR I WON'T EVEN BOTHER WITH SOME SILLY PURPLE CARTOON CHARACTER, I'LL JUST FUCKING KILL YOU MYSELF, PERV!
THE DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!
ALL HAIL DOUCHE!!
THIS I COMMAND!!
Road construction!! Woo!!!
- Batman
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This simply will... not... do. Although I am bound by the superhero code, which prohibits me from striking first, one of my... brothers is not.
Namblaman, did you realize that what you are talking about is considered statutory rape in all fifty states?
(That ought to do it.)
Namblaman, did you realize that what you are talking about is considered statutory rape in all fifty states?
(That ought to do it.)
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RRRAARRRRR!! Me Grimlock get text message that some fleshling use R-word! Me Grimlock here to kick butt!
Batman? You say R-word? Why Batman use R-word? Silly carbon-based Batman know word not acceptable. Me Grimlock called here because another moderator say th--
OH. MY. PRIMUS. ME GRIMLOCK HAVE NO WORD TO EXPRESS SHOCK.
NAMBLAMAN NOT WELCOME HERE! ME GRIMLOCK KICK BUTT!!
NAMBLAMAN BANNED!! RRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Batman? You say R-word? Why Batman use R-word? Silly carbon-based Batman know word not acceptable. Me Grimlock called here because another moderator say th--
OH. MY. PRIMUS. ME GRIMLOCK HAVE NO WORD TO EXPRESS SHOCK.
NAMBLAMAN NOT WELCOME HERE! ME GRIMLOCK KICK BUTT!!
NAMBLAMAN BANNED!! RRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
"Among the winners, there is no room for the weak."
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Or not.Namblaman wrote:I have a feeling I'll be hanging around here for quite some time!
I've never been so glad to see that big metal piece of shit in my life. I come here and see that weirdo, and he's banned by the end of the thread. Good work, Grimlock. You're still a piece of shit, though.

*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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GRIMLOCK'S NOT A PIECE OF SHIT. THAT TITLE BELONGS TO ME, JUNIOR!
The past is the greatest teacher.
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That was the most excitement this place has seen in months!
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
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this place smells like dirty diapers. i think namblaman left something behind.
- RoIIo Tomassi
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Re: Hey, everybody!
The search engine for "immature homos" had me cracking up. 
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!"
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Re: Hey, everybody!
I just did a search for "immature homos" and found this. Couldn't read past the first page, but there was someone with the login of "anerky".