I call for a Vice Presidential debate

[unlimitedpudding]

Joe Biden for Vice President. He is from Delaware, and people from Delaware appreciate the finer things in life, like toast and pudding and Family Feud re-runs.

Joe Biden for Vice President because you are gonna spend $20 a month on paper towels anyway.

[unlimitedpudding]

Joe Biden for Vice President! Old chicks really dig him.



They were going to spend twenty bucks a month on paper towels anyway.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Joe Biden for Vice President! Old chicks really dig him.

They were going to spend twenty bucks a month on paper towels anyway.

Probably more. Old people are messy.

[Sarah Palin]

What happened to the Shamwow guy? I coulda beat him in a debate, you betcha.

[anarky]

First question goes to you, Sarah Palin:

You have spilled a beer from your six-pack. What do you do?

[Sarah Palin]

Thank you for the question, anarky, and I wanna give a shout-out to vynsane for hostin' this here debate.

The question you asked, ya know, it's gotta be about creatin' jobs and, and, this economic economy, and Rashid Khalidi is Obama's bestest friend, ya know, and this is a problem for the Joe six-packs and the Joe the plumbers and the hockey moms, you betcha!

[anarky]

Thank you. Question goes to you, Joe Biden.

[Joe Biden]

Anarky, I remember what my father used to say. He said, "Champ, when you spill a beer, you pull out your handy, dandy ShamWow and you clean it up." I hear the families all across America from my train every morning, and they're sitting around the dinner table after the kids have gone to bed, and they're saying, "Charlie, the money's tight. We don't have enough to spend on little Julie's leukemia medication and on paper towels. We're gonna have to let this mess sit on the floor for a month because we don't have enough to clean it up." That's why Barack Obama and Joe Biden support the ShamWow. Because you're gonna spend $20 on paper towels every month, anyway. And that $20 could go to keeping your sick daughter alive for one more month.

[unlimitedpudding]

Could you possibly ask for anything more from a Vice President? I think not.

[Rollo Tomassi]

This topic will be rendered irrelevant in 36 hours.

[vynsane]

This topic will be rendered irrelevant in 36 hours.

that's longer than most topics here...

[Rollo Tomassi]

This topic will be rendered irrelevant in 36 hours.

that's longer than most topics here...

RRRRRIMSHOT!

[Ran]

This topic will be rendered irrelevant in 36 hours.

And there will be much rejoicing.

[unlimitedpudding]

With the election of Joe Biden as Vice President, Target stores now carry ShamWow for $19.99. You are gonna spend $20 on paper towels every month, anyway; now you don't have to pay shipping.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

But do you get a second set thrown in free?