RALEIGH, N.C. – Democrat Barack Obama is sharpening his tone against John McCain, accusing his Republican rival of sinking low by accusing him of being a socialist based on his tax plan.
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Rallying a crowd Wednesday in North Carolina, the Democratic presidential contender said McCain will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."
Obama also tried to turn around McCain's reliance on the argument of helping "Joe the Plumber." He's the Ohio man who gained national attention when Obama told him during a campaign stop that he wanted to "spread the wealth around."
Obama said people will be worse off under a McCain presidency whether they are "Suzy the student, or Nancy the nurse, or Tina the teacher, or Carl the construction worker, or Snigtad the unclefucker."
Vhats vith the choices in this election, heh? A muslim and a douche. Or an Irishman and a chick. It's like they dont vant the Jew vote or what? And vhats vith that Tina Fey broad? She's like schnuptik in a vitzelleh!
By the vay, I'm voting for the MILF with the sugartits. Those are nice, heh?
Rallying a crowd Wednesday in North Carolina, the Democratic presidential contender said McCain will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."
I'm glad I voted for Obama simply because now hopefully we'll get to hear zingers like this for the next four years. ZING!
Rallying a crowd Wednesday in North Carolina, the Democratic presidential contender said McCain will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."
I'm glad I voted for Obama simply because now hopefully we'll get to hear zingers like this for the next four years. ZING!
What do you mean zingers like this?
I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude.
Rallying a crowd Wednesday in North Carolina, the Democratic presidential contender said McCain will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."
I'm glad I voted for Obama simply because now hopefully we'll get to hear zingers like this for the next four years. ZING!
Alright. I'm willing to conceded defeat for my ShamWow Carnie Guy for Vice President campaign. However, I do have a quesiton. How long after Obama is elected will it take someone to do a Blazing Saddles parody? Natrually, McCain will play the part of Hedley Lamarr. Joe Biden will play the part of Jim.
At his Inaguration, Obama will step up to the podium and say "Excuse me while I whip this out" [reaches into waistline as crowd gasps and screams; pulls out paper, they sigh with relief]
And of course Bill Clinton will be named the head of the WTWWA* program.
