Baywatch and Knight Rider star David Hasselhoff is being recreated as a playable character in PSN game PAIN.
His likeness, complete with posh tuxedo and Knight Rider suit (emblazoned with "The Hoff" on the back) will be downloadable from 6th November, according to the US PlayStation blog.
Hasselhoff, who admits he's not much of a gamer himself, is so thrilled with his new starring role he has recorded a new version of Culture Club's Do You Really Want To Hurt Me, which will be available as a download when the game hits stores. He'll sing as you thrash him around the Movie Studio area. He tells vynsanecom, "When they said they had the rights to the song, that really sold me."
"The idea of 'hurting The Hoff' or 'hassling The Hoff' was just hysterical to me," Hasselhoff told People magazine, while struggling to eat a burger and singing down the Berlin Wall.
PAIN was released at the beginning of the year to decent reviews, and has been regularly updated throughout the year.
Chester, we all know you liked to invite everyone to spend time in your asshole every chance you got.
We are not friends, but enemies. We must not be friends. Though boredom may have strained it must not break our bonds of hatred. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield and traitor grave to every dead heart and hearthstone all over this narrow land, will yet swell the chorus of the Confederacy, when again touched, as surely they will be, on the ass, by the worse devils of our nature.
You think having a newbie in your ass is painful? Try getting shot! By a Frenchmen! Or an Illinoisian with a French surname. Same diff. Am I right Abraham Lincoln looking guy? Am I right? Unless, maybe you didn't get shot. I don't know how the whole bizarro thing works. Other than you have intercourse with people who are related to other people.
