FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!

[Alex Trebek]

sorry, since I honor Alex Trebek that should have read:

"What is a Fucker?"

Thank you, Sleazer. Do you guys know how "The Grin" got his name? I smacked his mouth so hard, his lips came off.

[The Grin]

sorry, since I honor Alex Trebek that should have read:

"What is a Fucker?"

Thank you, Sleazer. Do you guys know how "The Grin" got his name? I smacked his mouth so hard, his lips came off.

Trebek! That's bull and you know it! The smile on my face is from the satisfaction I get making sweet love to your mother.

[The Grin]

Hey Trebek! This poll might not be decided, but at least I won this award for fucking your mother...and Double G's mother...and JabbaJohn's mother, and kidhuman's mother, and UKWildcat's mom, and Antropov's mother, and so on and so on...

I'd like to thank each and every one of your mothers for not only the award, but a good time in the sack.

[Alex Trebek]

So what? You have one measly award? I have five Outstanding Game Show Host Emmy Awards and a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (located at 6501 Hollywood Boulevard, near those for Ann-Margret and Vincent Price). I also have a star on Canada's Walk of Fame.

This isn't over.

[vynsane]

canada has sidewalks?

[Rollo Tomassi]

This has been going on almost 15 months? Sweet jesus we never finish anything around here. It's like an episode of Sly Wiley...

[The Grin]

Did you know that Alex Trebek used to steal Rice-a-Roni from the set of Jeopardy?

[Alex Trebek]

Did you know that the only way The Grin can get his knob polished is if he gets a case of Turtle Wax and does it himself?

[Kirk Lazarus]

Just look at all the damn crackers fighting amongst themselves. The only candidate worth a damn is that little fruit in the booties and tunic.

[Ed McMahon]

Did you know that the only way The Grin can get his knob polished is if he gets a case of Turtle Wax and does it himself?

HeyO! Heh. Heh.

Did you know that Alex Trebek used to steal Rice-a-Roni from the set of Jeopardy?

Heh. Heh. Yes!

[Grover]

Hello Mr. McMahon! How are you doing today!

[Grover]

Ooh! How absolutely marvelous! Can anyone vote? Democracy is an important part of growing up and being responsible. I think I am going to vote for the pretty springtime bird! Would you like to hear a song about bird?

Haven't you heard? The Bird is the Word!

[Robin]

Holy absentee ballot, Batman! The poll have been open for 15 months and I have yet to recieve a single vote!

[Rutherford B. Hayes]

Are you, young sir, a Republican in good faith and standing with the party? If so, than you shall have my endorsement and vote forthwith. I bid you good day sir.

[The Grin]

Did you know that during commercial breaks on Jeopardy, Trebek shows his little willie to all three contestants? If they laugh, he uses his powers to keep them from winning. That's why ugly chicks and guys with small peckers always win. Do you guys want someone like that moderating your forum?