Ringo Starr: No more fan mail!

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I do think Ringo gets unfairly dumped on, since while he's not the best technical drummer, he was so inventive with it. No two of their songs (their later songs, anyway) have even a remotely similar drum line.

[anarky]

So, no one called me on my massive fuckup? Black Sabbath is from Birmingham. I'm an idjit.

[Ringo Starr]

I don't think you're an idiot. peace and love. As long as you don't send my anything to sign. I won't do it. I have too much to do. All you wankers, fuck off! peace and love peace and love. I'm glad to see my message is getting across. Thank you for respecting my wishes. Ahhh...anyway...peace and love peace and love.

[anarky]

Ringo,

Will you sign my ass with your lips?

[Ringo Starr]

UGH. RINGO STARR IS A MEGOMANIACAL TYRANNICAL DESPOT IN THE FUTURE I HAIL FROM. HE IS KEPT ALIVE WITH A SERIES OF INSIDIOUS MECHANISMS (THINK MOJO BUT WITH A HUGE SHNOZZ AND LESS YELLOW.)

HE RULES WONDERFUL BRITAIN (HE HAD GREAT LEGALLY CHANGED TO WONDERFUL IN 2055) WITH AN IRON FIST. AND, NOT SURPRISINGLY, HE IS A DISCIPLE OF DOUCHE.

Ahh... this categorically untrue. peace and love. I assure you that any citizen of Great Britain aside from the wankers living in Liverpool peace and love will be graced with my benevolence. So ahhh...anyway peace and love. peace and love.

[Ringo Starr]

Ahhh..Grimlock is from Liverpool.

So...anyway. If I've offended anyone from the Liverpool area peace and love. I just want you to know, I think yuir a bunch of wankers and can piss off and die. peace and love. peace and love.

Liverpool is the equivalent of brushing your teeth with crayons and rinsing with diahrea. Of course, peace and love none of you bastards brush your teeth, so it doesn't matter. Peace and love. Peace and love.

[Ran]

The years of feeling inferior to Paul McCartney really had a toll on you.

[anarky]

Ringo, will you sign this?

Or at least explain what the fuck was going through your mind?

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Dude, Rogue II, I thought that was me for a minute.

[Ran]

It is confusing me, too.