You want to know what pisses me off?

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You want to know what pisses me off?

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Fucking Star Wars fanboys.

"Ooh, bring me a BMF Millennium Falcon! Bring me an AT-TE."

Shut the fuck up, dipshits. Have you cuntsquirts seen how big those fucking boxes are? If I brought you each one of those giant pieces of shit, well, only three of you would get anything. The fucking boxes are too big for my sleigh.

So how about instead I just come in your room while you sleep, and jack off on your face, so you wake up and wonder why you've got crust all over your lip? And your girl can wake up and wonder why she feels like she got the monster fucking of her life while she was asleep.
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what does the "BMF" stand for? "big mutha fuckin'"? as in "big mutha fuckin' falcon"?
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I thought it meant Begged for by Masturbatiing Fanboys
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Rollo Tomassi wrote:I thought it meant Begged for by Masturbatiing Fanboys
Yes, but it initially started as "Big Millennium Falcon" with the joke that BMF also stood for "Big Mother Fucker." People started not understanding the joke and calling it the "BMF Falcon" in much the same way they call the ATM an "ATM machine."
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