Marvel Universe

mustard man · Post by **mustard man** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:19 pm

ha ha, beeyotch. dat funny.[ds]

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:06 am

Speaking of Supreme Power - well, at least we were before Mouse Turd spammed us.... again - is it over at #18? I just finished it, and it says to follow along in Hyperion #1 and Nighthawk #1, due in September. Anyone know what's going on there?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:34 am

The MAX version is over with 18. We get two limited series Nighthawk and Hyperion for six months and then the whole thing gets rebooted as Marvel Knights Squadron Supreme next year. So no more titties and swearing and stuff.

Remember kids, higher revenue = less titties.

Speaking of the MAX imprint. Marvel is sitting on a goldmine. A large percentage of their readership is lonely middle age guys that buy porn anyway. They ought to do a an Elektra book where she is constantly naked. Elektra getting out of the shower. Elektra accidentally losing her top while assassinating someone. Elektra falling into a kiddie pool of oil while wrestling with Silver Sable in a thong. Tell me that shit wouldn't FLY off the racks.

(snigger) He said "rack"

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:10 pm

Frank Castle got some booty a few issues ago.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:38 pm

Well, when it's done "Max"-wise, I'm done. They're (once again) taking something outstanding and dipping it in shit. What a waste.

Anyone else still reading Hulk? The 4 issue "House of M" tie in by Peter David was fucking..... boring. Anytime they want to stop with the House of M bullshit is going to be plenty soon enough for me.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:54 pm

I dropped the Marvel books I was reading when they started "House of M." Yet another Age of Apocalypse style piece of turd alternate reality excuse for a miserably lame crossover.

pyrofreak · Post by **pyrofreak** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:28 pm

i no longer read comics T_T i now read manga.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:19 pm

Yep, completely different. Comics are words and pictures - manga is pictures and words.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:31 am

Manga? That's the stuff that rips of Speed Racer, right?

pyrofreak · Post by **pyrofreak** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:06 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by anarky
 Manga? That's the stuff that rips of Speed Racer, right?
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umm...no, not really... manga is like a version of anime only on paper.
manga is read backwards and uses the same art work as anime aswell.
but then again, manga is just the japanese word for comics too XD but they a different kind of comic.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:03 am

Man, did Tony Stark give some scumbag Enquirer photog a tongue lashing in the new Amazing. Anyone else still reading ASM? Parker's having blackouts, still not sure where JMS is going with that - but it was awfully nice NOT to have to postpone the usual good stuff for some lame 4 month House of M crossover shit. The Hulk fell into that - and it was terrible. Really, really terrible.

And you know what else sucks? My store is sold out of Nighthawk #1, and the Mark Milton books are beat to shit. I'm going to have to get these out of town.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:04 am

Wha-wha-WHA? Nighthawk's back? Wait, I'm thinking Darkhawk. Is this his brother? And maybe we can find a new Sleepjogger book soon?

Post by **vynsane** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:24 pm

no, what we really need is some new nightTHRASHER - the black dude that made a suit of armor and armored skateboard to fight crime with... that would be awesome. maybe we could have ultimate nightthrasher.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:03 pm

Ultimate New Warriors: with dark, gritty versions of Night Thrasher, Speedball, Rage (remember the big brute who was really like a 10-year comic geek?), Jubilee, Boom Boom, Howard the Duck, Longshot, and Slapstick?

And they could cross over with DC's All-Star Ambush Bug by Frank Miller and Jim Lee.

Oooh, I can't wait!

Doctor Douche · Post by **Doctor Douche** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:28 pm

SOON THERE WILL BE A 'HOUSE OF DOUCHE' CROSSOVER!! AND ALL THE SUPERHEROES WILL BECOME MY TAMPONS!! ESPECIALLY RICHARDS!! RICHARDS IS A BUTTMUNCH!!!! I DON'T LIKE RICHARDS VERY MUCH!!! THAT'S WHY I BLOCKED HIS NUMBER ON MY CELL PHONE!!!! I HATE HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS IVY AND ARRON AND HAROLD AND STUPID RICHARDS CALLS AND I HAVE TO LEAVE THE MALL AND GO FIGHT HIM AND HIS STUPID TEAM!!!!!

BUT SOON, HE WILL BE MY TAMPON!!!! AND SPIDER-MAN WILL INSERT HIM!!!! WITHOUT THE USE OF AN APPLICATOR!!!!!