Jurassic Fight Club

[anarky]

This show kicks Tony Blair's balls. If you don't like it, you must prefer having sex with young boys.

Discuss this show's fucking kickassitude.

[BumCake]

Jurassic Fight Club is the nerdiest show ever. And I love it. Who doesn't like to watch computer-animated dinosaurs battle it out with eachother in a prehistoric landscape with volcanoes going off in the background?
I'm just waiting for some velociraptor to come out and be like, "First rule of Jurassic Fight Club is, you do not talk about Jurassic Fight Club."
And then some pteradactyl flies by and is like, "I am Jack's finger."

[anarky]

Understand that I am not coming on to you, but I can't help but wonder: Why can't all women be fans of dinosaur battles who like women? (I guess a good portion of them would have to be bi, though, or men would be really bored watching our dinosaur battles by ourselves.)

[BumCake]

Jurassic fight club is perfect for bi bitches cause it releases a lot of sexual tension. Oh shit, perfect idea: dinosaur-themed dildoes. It's perfect! Dinosaurs have a lot of ridges and texture and oddly-shaped bones. The triceratops would translate excellently into a vibrator.

[jjreason]

Might lead to a lot of frustrated boyfriends & husbands though if you tried to keep the texture realistic: "Hon, can I get some tonight?" "No, I'm a little dino-sore...."

[Ran]

A brontosaurus butt plug would definitely give you a dinosore-ass.

[Diabolical]

Or a Triceratops dildo.

[Diabolical]

Hey 'nark, did you know Season 1 is on DVD?

[anarky]

Yah, I actually pre-ordered it a while back. Looks like it's gone up about $7 since then. Amazon has some screwy pricing sometimes.