The incredibly stupid thought thread: vynsane.com edition

[mabudon]

what if, 20 years after the last Harry Potter film, they made a re-union that was set in the real world and called it "Welcome Back, Potter" and there would be a teacher named "Parter" so that the Brooklyn accent would change it to sound like "potter"

[vynsane]

what if, 20 years after the last Harry Potter film, they made a re-union that was set in the real world and called it "Welcome Back, Potter" and there would be a teacher named "Parter" so that the Brooklyn accent would change it to sound like "potter"

up your assilisk with a rubber basilisk?

[anarky]

There actually was a Welcome Back, Kotter joke in the first book.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

There actually was a Welcome Back, Kotter joke in the first book.

Is this serious or just a stupid thought?

[anarky]

Oh, sorry. I forgot it was the Stupid Thought Thread.

There should be more.

(JJL: when Harry enters the tavern for the first time, a wizard says, "Welcome back, Potter. Welcome back.")

[vynsane]

(JJL: when Harry enters the tavern for the first time, a wizard says, "Welcome back, Potter. Welcome back.")

i'm not too sure that's a joke more than a coincidence.

if a tree farts in the woods, and no one is there to smell it, does it smell at all?

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

[serious thought]Yeah, that's probably just a coincidence.[/serious thought]

Why does only one of the smilies on the left have appendages other than a head?

[vynsane]

that's why.

[Ran]

I wonder if anyone has successfully inflated a balloon by farting into it. If so, would it be lighter than air and actually float?

[Ran]

If I was a midget, I'd try to get on Wheel of Fortune. Then, if they said I was too short because I couldn't spin the wheel, I'd sue their asses.

[anarky]

For a while, those annoying Enzyte commercials said you could get a free Bob t-shirt.

Given that wearing it would more or less broadcast to everyone that you have a small dick, why would you take them up on that offer?

[vynsane]

it wouldn't imply that you had a small dick... just that you couldn't achieve and/or sustain an erection.

silly anarky.

[anarky]

Enzyte is the one that advertises it makes your dick johnson larger, because there are people desperate enough to believe anything and herbal supplements are totally unregulated in what they say.

So silly vynnie right back atcha!

[vynsane]

Enzyte is the one that advertises it makes your dick johnson larger, because there are people desperate enough to believe anything and herbal supplements are totally unregulated in what they say.

So silly vynnie right back atcha!

i'm pretty sure it's a viagra clone that implies it will make your johnson bigger. or maybe i need to pay attention to commercials more often. though i'd like to continue to not do so.

[anarky]

Viagra and Cialis are actually drugs that open blood vessels, which was intended for (and still used for) heart problems, but was quickly found to have a side effect. Since they're drugs, they have to actually do what they claim to do. I could market a herbal supplement made of corn syrup and cilantro and tell everyone it will make them learn to speak Chinese, and there's no law currently on the books to stop me from doing so.