I lost my shoes and socks at a party over the summer.. and tried to make a 30 min walk with someone else's pink socks on... and was walking in the wrong direction... and got picked up by a county cop... and driven home without gettin busted... woo!
http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/
similar to the pornolizer, but sorta funner in a harmless way.... check the hyperlinks through it, they say phrases out loud when clicked