'nother GREAT question

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'nother GREAT question

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okay, is there a limit to how high one can "arc" while relieving oneself???
When I was mebbe 6 years old, I saw a funny bit of graffitti in a highschool washroom, at the top of the stall it said "If you can piss this high, the fire department needs you"

I've never hit that magic mark, is it just me or is is impossible to get an arc higher than your shoulders???
Sorry if I offend, I just thought this would be a good topic...


Oh, and since it sorta fits, funniest washroom graffitti ever... above a urinal, on the ceiling... "why are you looking up here?? Are you ashamed??".... TOO funny
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I saw one that was written down on the leg of the stall,that said "I am NOT short."

I've never gone for heighth, but I can stand in the back of the handicap stall and arc it into the pool. But then you have to start walking forward as your stream dissipates. It's a hard balance to maintain...
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EXACTLY....
I KNEW I wasn't the only one.... those smug few steps back....
Then the quick two-step for the "last of the summer wine" effect
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Yea, distance is easy but when i runs down th scurry to the opening sucks.
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mE AM ONCE PEEING IN OWN EYE. bIZARRO PEE AM YUM YUM, EVEN MORE THAN BIG JUICY STEAK.
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I have a great question. As some of you may know, I started taking classes at UNLV to finish my Bachelors Degree. So this semister, is signed up for Political Science 101 because it is a requirement for UNLV. My teacher is Russian who moved here in 1993. The question is, Why am I learning about U.S. politics from a Russian?
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Same reason I took English and Written Communications classes from a Russian.
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I took a Spanish class from a Russian, who had gotten his Masters in Sweden or someplace. His accent was so thick I had to drop the course...
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I've had a course on how to properly read US History from a Romanian who spoke with a Frenceh accent. I've also had a class about western Africa taught by an Ethiopian. God bless you, college.
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CaptainSolo1138 wrote:I've had a course on how to properly read US History from a Romanian
don't you mean romulan?
who spoke with a Frenceh accent. I've also had a class about western Africa taught by an Ethiopian. God bless you, college.
at least ethiopia is geographically closer to western africa than romania or france are to the US.
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