Boners are awesome!

[anarky]

I have one. I got it from looking at a picture of peaches at another site. I can't help myself. He is so fucking hot. If you'll excuse me, I have to jack off now.

[anarky]

The fuck?

I just posted the entire motherfucking long-awaited Texas Story, and some dipshit mod edited it to be an unfunny boner joke?

Fuck!!!

o + i have a boner.

[jjreason]

Please tell me Snigtad isn't on the MTS... I'll fucking quit you like Heath Ledger only wishes he could have quit Jake Gyllenhal, Vynnie.


o + i have a boner 2 they are kewl!!

[anarky]

This Boner is awesome. Well, not really. No boner is awesome, but I suppose he's the closest to awesome any boner has ever been.

[anarky]

The Joker gieves me a boner.

[anarky]

DAMN YOU, JOKER! STOP EDITING MY POSTS!!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

hey look at my boner it is really big and bonery hahahaha + i like 2 put my lips on bonerz!

[The Joker]

DAMN YOU, JOKER! STOP EDITING MY POSTS!!

Me??? But I was sitting in Gordon's cage! I didn't edit your posts. That's too big of a plan for me. Do I really look like a guy with a plan? The cops have plans, the mob has plans. Me, I'm just a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't even know what to do with one if I caught it!

[Jargo]

I like boners. Exspecially American ones.

[Double_G]

I like boners. Exspecially American ones.

i put jargo's nuts in my mouth i look like a squirell + boners are grate oyes!!

[Double_G]

Oh my god! Fucking haxxors!

Oh, by the way, suck my boner, Grimlock.

[BumCake]

What I wouldn't give for someone to slide their boner down my trachea. It's been a long time.

[unlimitedpudding]

Keep your boners out of my pudding.

[The Joker]

What I wouldn't give for someone to slide their boner down my trachea. It's been a long time.

Well, hel-lo, beautiful! You look nervous. Is it the scars? Wanna know how I got 'em? So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I oughta smile more often. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day they carve her face. We had no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So...I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!

[anarky]

BumCake came on to the Joker. Not many people can claim that. Not even Barbara Gordon.