I haven't eaten corn in months...

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:20 pm

...but I just took a shit and it had corn in it.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:53 pm

Leftovers rule.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:42 am

I was eating corn in a restaurant one time and the persnickety maitr'de had the audacity to come over and tell me take my feet off the table and put my shoes back on because I was making the other diners uncomfortable. I told him anybody stupid enough to have a job title that was French needed to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down before Papa laid Ked tracks all up and down his backside. Sleazy fuckin' frenchman.

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:18 am

you.... you wear ... Keds.. ?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:04 pm

It's an expression...

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:03 pm

No it isnt, you wear Keds.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:59 am

KH and EP got them at the Payless "Buy one, get one 50% off" sale. Now they romp and frolic together.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:29 am

The only thing I frolic with EP is when I double park my dick on your moms ass while he is fucking her. SO there.

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:40 pm

Me Grimlock not want this mental image.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:37 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by kidhuman
 The only thing I frolic with EP is when I double park my dick on your moms ass while he is fucking her. SO there.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Fair enough. My nuts have been double parked on your chin for the better part of three years now. Keep suckin', sweetie. SO there.[beard]

mustard man · Post by **mustard man** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:55 am

I haven't had corn in awhile either...[ST]

pyrofreak · Post by **pyrofreak** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:24 pm

no corn in months? how are you still standing? corn makes out bodies work! without corn, we would all be casaroles. *nods*

pyrofreak · Post by **pyrofreak** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:25 pm

i agree with pyrofreak! i ate corn just last frusday *nods*

k1dhuman · Post by **k1dhuman** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:33 pm

This happened to me this morning. I took a shit and there was corn in it! I had to call my old lady in to take a picture of me posing with the toilet.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:04 pm

Why didn't you just dip it out and hold it up like a trout, KH? You could've just washed your hands after.