be jealous of Deoxy.

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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be jealous of Deoxy.

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We went bowling recently and I was wearing a low cut shirt and she saw my boob pop out.

She could have told you this HAD SHE BEEN ON HERE IN THE LAST YEAR. Dude, where the fuck is she, man?
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"What exactly is the problem?

What the fuck are you talking about? That poor woman... that poor SLUT kidnapped herself. Come on Dude, you said so yourself."
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Re: be jealous of Deoxy.

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What are you a fuckin' Park Ranger now?
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BumCake wrote:We went bowling recently and I was wearing a low cut shirt and she saw my boob pop out.


BEHOLD! BUMCAKE BOWLING WITH HER BOOB OUT!
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BumCake'd better bowl bearing a bra.
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Looks like the video that the Disembodied Voice posted is a cheap re-enactment with a foreign actress.
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Vii likee der jubbee boobees!! Takee der pikkee Bümkakë!! Bork!!
"Bork bork bork!!"
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I would say, Chef. This totally calls for a re-enactment caught on video so that we can don't have to be jealous of Deoxy.

It's not like we're not already for cryin' out loud.... that b*itch gets ALL the pussy.
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Ladies, please see my thread on cunnilingus and grant consideration.

Thank you.
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