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Sleazer
megatron
Posts: 1107 Joined: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:51 pm
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by Sleazer Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:45 pm
BumCake wrote: How unfortunate. All yous guys not getting any action, while I'm over here getting TONS of ass from my Clive Owen cardboard cut-out and pine cone on a stick.
Can I borrow that ?
(The cut-out, not the pine cone)
BumCake wrote: If it's any consolation, there's a hole in my body for each of you. Tiny, small, needle-sized holes. Called pores.
I'd fit just perfectly.
Zero
the ALL NEW moderator terror squad
Posts: 744 Joined: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:22 pmLocation: Nowhere
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by Zero Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:00 am
anarky wrote: Unless his luck has recently changed, Rollo has y'all turkeys both beat.
A QUICK CALCULATION DISCOVERS ON APRIL 20TH IT WILL BE A 1000 DAY DRY SPELL. NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
Diabolical
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 7252 Joined: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:40 pmLocation: Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc.
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by Diabolical Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:34 pm
Zero wrote: GOD HELP WHICHEVER WOMAN GETS TO TAKE HIS VIRGINITY AGAIN.
It'll like that scene in the first Scary Movie, where he blasts the chick to the ceiling.
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
Antropov
stormshadow
Posts: 1919 Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:32 am
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by Antropov Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:33 pm
I've never gotten any ass. My children were the product of spontaneous generation.
:grillmarks:
Diabolical
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 7252 Joined: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:40 pmLocation: Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc.
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by Diabolical Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:18 pm
Antropov wrote: I've never gotten any ass. My children were the product of spontaneous generation.
I always figured you jerked off in the bathroom and got some on the seat and then the Mrs. sat down right after.
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
Antropov
stormshadow
Posts: 1919 Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:32 am
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by Antropov Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:43 pm
Word, and boy is my jaw cramped.
:grillmarks:
Sleazer
megatron
Posts: 1107 Joined: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:51 pm
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by Sleazer Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:05 pm
That was your jaw? I thought it was your vagina.
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 18057 Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pmLocation: Fucking shit up, yo!
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by anarky Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:07 pm
It was my ass, shithead.
And you need to learn that no means no!
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
Ran
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 9085 Joined: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:46 pmLocation: barking up the wrong tree
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by Ran Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:51 pm
sniff It smells like sex in here.
Rollo Tomassi
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 3000 Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:40 pmLocation: In a Long Box, bagged and boarded
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by Rollo Tomassi Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:26 pm
Amateurs.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit ! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie "You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
Snigtad Flornbi
christopher walken
Posts: 944 Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:14 pmLocation: I AM NOT CALING U, I AM CALLIN THE LADYS, NOT U, CUZ U R A FAGG!
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by Snigtad Flornbi Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:45 pm
PUssy.
NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
(The cut-out, not the pine cone) 
