We were out for a work promotion I recently got, so we celebrated and I got fuckin' hammered and when I got home I only managed 3 posts before I passed out and woke up oddly slumped in my computer chair.
Weird.
I passed out at my computer last night.
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Re: I passed out at my computer last night.
That explains this:
Sleazer wrote:sorry tofr the jerking pain I'm soprry you gotts eal wth thta...hope thr pasin from ducking has dusbuisdeeded yet ?????????????????????
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*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
Re: I passed out at my computer last night.
but now we have the new word "Dusbuisdeeded" which I am fuckin gonna use for SURE...
Glad I have a "handler" that keeps me from doing anything TOO outrageous (and yet also demands outrageous behaviour, odd no??)
Glad you didn't suffer any damage Bro
Glad I have a "handler" that keeps me from doing anything TOO outrageous (and yet also demands outrageous behaviour, odd no??)
Glad you didn't suffer any damage Bro
Vince, NO!!!!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
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Re: I passed out at my computer last night.
fuck yeah, dusbsuisdeeded is officially added to the vynsane lexicon.
Life is short. STUNT IT!
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Re: I passed out at my computer last night.
And the homosexual tendencies come out:
Drunk Sleazer wrote:im too old for nborrios's cock so qwhayt the fuck do I know >?
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
Re: I passed out at my computer last night.
I think I was still drunk when I posted at 10 this morning, I made sure to go back to sleep for another 4 hours. 
John, I definitely remember posting that but I can't think of who nborrio is supposed to be ? I'll have to research that thread.
dusbsuisdeeded means subsided, just a few extra letters in there.
John, I definitely remember posting that but I can't think of who nborrio is supposed to be ? I'll have to research that thread.
dusbsuisdeeded means subsided, just a few extra letters in there.
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Re: I passed out at my computer last night.
I think nborrio is Chuck Norris, since you made that post in the thread about him saying John McCain was too old to be president.Sleazer wrote: John, I definitely remember posting that but I can't think of who nborrio is supposed to be ? I'll have to research that thread.
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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Re: I passed out at my computer last night.
Fuck that. Don't apologize for it! I saw those posts this morning and was wonderin' if I had missed some inside joke or if you truly were drunk.
I guess I got my question answered.
I guess I got my question answered.
Sweet berry wine!
Re: I passed out at my computer last night.
Fucking awesome Slea. I loved searching for and reading your drunken posts, hilarious, classic! 
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
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Re: I passed out at my computer last night.
You never did ask for more Malibu. Bitch.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
Re: I passed out at my computer last night.
Hey something I just noticed...when speaking to madudon, I meant to typing "fucking" but I actually typed "ducking"....that's fucking hilarious !
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There's a new verb that's quite appropriate ! hahaha
ing There's a new verb that's quite appropriate ! hahaha
I think I only made three or four though, believe me there would have been A LOT more if I didn't pass out as this thread title referred to.UKWildcat wrote:Fucking awesome Slea. I loved searching for and reading your drunken posts, hilarious, classic!
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Re: I passed out at my computer last night.
You must be the worst typer in the fucking world.
I've been drinking since 7pm (over 7 hours ago) and I'm still able to type straight. I don't think my typing skillz will ever dusbsuisdeeded
O yes.
I've been drinking since 7pm (over 7 hours ago) and I'm still able to type straight. I don't think my typing skillz will ever dusbsuisdeeded
O yes.
Sweet berry wine!
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Yeah but you are delicate with it, I literally don't have the drunken patience to go back and edit.
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Three or four? I beg to differ my friend! Here they are, in all their glory:Sleazer wrote:I think I only made three or four though, believe me there would have been A LOT more if I didn't pass out as this thread title referred to.
"sorry tofr the jerking pain I'm soprry you gotts eal wth thta...hope thr pasin from ducking has dusbuisdeeded yet ?????????????????????"
"why are these old fucking thread sup here in this sitre ?"
"loqwnas rare hot...but I don;t kikje scabs,"
"gopddamrn right 11!!!"
"im too old for nborrios's cock so qwhayt the fuck do I know >?"
"uckin two thread oin thids ?
msybe we vcould get a thuird thread...ot hgows asbut four ?
christ nectslickers gonna wtvh shor cuircuti and asay he wasn't noyther one."
"i will drink to thAT, :DRINK TO TJHAT:"
"what the fuk,."
"way to follow the rteands cocksucker."
"way to follow the trends cocksucker."
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
Re: I passed out at my computer last night.
Oh.
I see.
I see.